1 00:00:24,617 --> 00:00:28,549 MALCOLM MCLAREN - THE EMBLEZZER - 2 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:31,479 STEVE JONES - THE CROOK - 3 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,038 PAUL COOK - THE TEA-MAKER - 4 00:00:35,039 --> 00:00:38,555 SID VICIOUS - THE GIMMICK - 5 00:00:38,556 --> 00:00:41,568 JOHNNY ROTTEN - THE COLLABORATOR - 6 00:00:41,569 --> 00:00:45,384 RONNIE BIGGS - THE EXILE - 7 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:05,310 My name is Malcolm McLaren, 8 00:01:06,202 --> 00:01:09,195 I have brought you many things in my time. 9 00:01:10,115 --> 00:01:15,878 A Teddy Boy named ****** suits suits, fine tailoring, pointy shoes, 10 00:01:16,219 --> 00:01:19,743 Sex clubs, bondage, whips, chains, the whole bloody lot; 11 00:01:20,982 --> 00:01:24,938 but the most succesfull of all was an invention of mine that they called, 12 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:26,462 The Punk Rock. 13 00:01:26,913 --> 00:01:27,849 LESSON 1. 14 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:32,894 - HOW TO MANUFACTURE YOUR GROUP? - 15 00:01:33,315 --> 00:01:35,893 Find yourself four kids. 16 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,642 Make sure they hate each other. 17 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:43,130 Make sure they can't play. 18 00:01:43,683 --> 00:01:46,590 Ah, let me start from the begining... 19 00:01:46,794 --> 00:01:50,145 How should we know whether the pope is a murderer? 20 00:01:58,296 --> 00:02:00,859 Fire, fire, fire! 21 00:02:11,772 --> 00:02:19,626 In our case, there was Steve Jones, 18 years of age, a brilliant cat-burglar 22 00:02:20,496 --> 00:02:24,691 In one instance, nearby at Rolling Stones' Keith Richards' house, 23 00:02:25,684 --> 00:02:30,348 he manage to steal a colour tv, a load of nice fur coats, 24 00:02:30,934 --> 00:02:32,362 and a bunch of guitars. 25 00:02:32,697 --> 00:02:36,046 Well, I nominated him a guitarist. 26 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,900 Anarchy! 27 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:47,274 Ahh, there was another fella friend of his, Paul Cook, a typical lout, 28 00:02:47,809 --> 00:02:52,223 unafraid of anything criminal, always on time. 29 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:54,561 We had to provide the bait! 30 00:02:55,422 --> 00:02:57,437 He became our drummer. 31 00:02:58,765 --> 00:02:59,800 Go away! 32 00:03:14,679 --> 00:03:16,163 Do you want these prawns? 33 00:03:22,023 --> 00:03:23,788 I've a lot of burning to do tonight. 34 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:31,484 Often, lurking in the corner of the shop, i noticed this dickensian figure 35 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:36,903 and a chance to be singer in our group was one he had to take. 36 00:03:37,569 --> 00:03:43,108 When I learned he was Irish and Steve saw his green teeth, 37 00:03:43,354 --> 00:03:47,268 we called him Johnny Rotten! 38 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,872 Then there was Sid. 39 00:03:51,182 --> 00:03:54,240 Sidney was a natural terrorist, 40 00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:59,691 who arrived too damn late, but he kept in touch as an Agent Provocateur, 41 00:03:59,969 --> 00:04:01,711 working in the clubs. 42 00:04:01,844 --> 00:04:09,640 Ensuring that every gig the group played ended up in an unpredictable bloody mess. 43 00:04:10,546 --> 00:04:13,131 Bashing and jumping all about. 44 00:04:13,592 --> 00:04:18,383 He invented the pogo and we gave him a nice name, 45 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,059 Sidney Vicious. 46 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:05,056 ENEMIES OF THE WORLD 47 00:05:45,682 --> 00:05:47,299 With the lineup complete, 48 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:50,846 we immediately set about putting our plan into effect. 49 00:05:50,947 --> 00:05:54,748 To swindle our way to the top of the rock n roll industry. 50 00:05:57,886 --> 00:06:00,560 It was a plan, that within 2 years, 51 00:06:01,098 --> 00:06:03,404 was to bring us close on a million pounds, 52 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:09,159 and a household name as the most filthy, disgusting, dirtiest, 53 00:06:09,185 --> 00:06:11,737 rock n' roll band in the whole bloody world. 54 00:06:12,418 --> 00:06:19,003 1978 KIDS AUDITION ANYONE CAN BE A SEX PISTOL 55 00:06:38,472 --> 00:06:41,074 # People said we couldn't play # 56 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,800 # The called us foul-mothed yobs # 57 00:06:44,253 --> 00:06:47,261 # But the only notes that really count # 58 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,661 # Are the ones that come in wads # 59 00:06:50,876 --> 00:06:53,630 # They all drowned when the air turned blue # 60 00:06:53,661 --> 00:06:56,192 # 'cos we didn't give a toss # 61 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,752 # Filthy lucre, ain't nothing new # 62 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:02,738 # But we all get cash from the chaos # 63 00:07:03,446 --> 00:07:06,296 # The time is right to do it now # 64 00:07:06,453 --> 00:07:09,002 # The greatest rock'n'roll swindle # 65 00:07:09,718 --> 00:07:13,726 # The time is right to do it now # 66 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,050 # E.m.i. said you're out of hand # 67 00:07:19,136 --> 00:07:21,446 # And they gave us the boot # 68 00:07:22,495 --> 00:07:25,364 # But they couldn't sack us, just like # 69 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:27,866 # That Without giving us the loot # 70 00:07:29,028 --> 00:07:31,755 # Thank you kindly A&M # 71 00:07:32,090 --> 00:07:34,614 # They said we were out of bounds # 72 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,169 # But that ain't bad for two weeks work # 73 00:07:38,388 --> 00:07:41,612 # And 75,000 pounds # 74 00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:44,404 # The time is right to do it now # 75 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:47,321 # The greatest rock'n'roll swindle # 76 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:52,261 # The time is right to do it now # 77 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:57,303 # The time is right to do it now # 78 00:07:57,614 --> 00:08:00,361 # The greatest rock'n'roll swindle # 79 00:08:00,935 --> 00:08:05,061 # The time is right to do it now # 80 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:10,193 # I just wanna play with my hand # 81 00:08:10,219 --> 00:08:12,770 # Are you good enough for me # 82 00:08:13,601 --> 00:08:16,398 # Hiya boys I'm the choosen one # 83 00:08:16,424 --> 00:08:19,067 # Can't you fucking see # 84 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,647 # I'm a jealous God and I want everything # 85 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:25,184 # And I love you with a knife # 86 00:08:26,054 --> 00:08:29,195 # I'll take you, if you're ready for me # 87 00:08:29,484 --> 00:08:31,638 # And I'll give you my life # 88 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:35,573 # The time is right for nickey's special # 89 00:08:35,612 --> 00:08:38,039 # The greatest rock'n'roll star # 90 00:08:38,703 --> 00:08:43,159 # The time is right for me, now! # 91 00:08:43,993 --> 00:08:49,261 # I'd kill... Elvis Presley died in 1959 # 92 00:08:51,153 --> 00:08:54,054 Chuck Berry is a (?) fucker 93 00:09:01,306 --> 00:09:05,982 Ian Dury cockney fraud, Mick Jagger white nigger 94 00:09:06,053 --> 00:09:09,604 Bob Dylan with a parking ticket stuck to his arsehole 95 00:09:09,992 --> 00:09:12,833 David Bowie is blessed curse!!!!! 96 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:27,462 Rod Stewart's got a luggage label tied to his tonsils 97 00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:31,472 Elton John: hair transplant 98 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:39,722 Sid Vicious, a rock'n'roll cliche. 99 00:09:42,236 --> 00:09:44,184 Paul Cook, hamburguesas 100 00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:47,212 Rock 'N' Roll! 101 00:09:49,037 --> 00:09:52,402 Johnny Rotten his days are even numbered. 102 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:18,566 Hello Mama! 103 00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:21,636 Rock 'N' Roll! 104 00:10:22,566 --> 00:10:25,089 Swindle! It's a swindle! 105 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,832 Helen, come and turn this racket off! 106 00:10:53,475 --> 00:10:56,079 Haven't you understood anything yet? 107 00:10:56,418 --> 00:11:01,067 You realized these kids didn't buy the records for the music. 108 00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:04,188 That was the case this thing would have died a death years ago. 109 00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:08,164 LESSON 2 - ESTABLISH THE NAME - 110 00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:16,560 Well, to establish the name Sex Pistols i avoided competition of all costs. 111 00:11:16,725 --> 00:11:21,608 I prevented the band from ever playing in any of those Rock'N'Roll houses. 112 00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:27,285 Instead we play strip-tease clubs, prisons, fashionable parties, 113 00:11:27,402 --> 00:11:31,253 didn't really matter just any shit-hole that didnt reak of Rock'N'Roll. 114 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:36,684 I used to plant people in the audience, get them to swear 'nd split. 115 00:11:37,986 --> 00:11:40,915 People throw a few hard throw bottles at the bastards, 116 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:44,954 but i made double-ly sure that it was always the Sex Pistols 117 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:47,940 that got thrown out for causing all the trouble. 118 00:11:48,581 --> 00:11:52,324 I felt the time was right to find a real good solid base, 119 00:11:52,509 --> 00:11:54,844 smack in the heart of the record industry. 120 00:11:55,044 --> 00:11:57,787 Remembering all the time never to compete 121 00:11:57,974 --> 00:12:00,458 with that necrophiliac Rock'N'Roll. 122 00:12:00,614 --> 00:12:01,903 Not yet anyway. 123 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:08,365 I walk around down into Soho, looked in the arcades and discos, 124 00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:10,192 soliciting young kids. 125 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,561 Didn't want fans who like music, 126 00:12:12,837 --> 00:12:15,297 just wanted kids who loved to dress up, 127 00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:16,821 mess up. 128 00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:28,943 Get off your arse! 129 00:12:30,823 --> 00:12:35,761 Cultivate the curiosity of the press and other media. 130 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:40,176 Minimalize the possibility of them ever seeing the group. 131 00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:43,708 # I am an antichrist # 132 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:47,287 # I am an anarchist # 133 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:50,796 # Don't know what I want But I know how to get it # 134 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:54,180 # I wanna destroy passerby # 135 00:12:54,205 --> 00:12:56,117 # 'Cause I # 136 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,189 # I wanna be # 137 00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:03,596 # Anarchy # 138 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:06,393 # In the City. # 139 00:13:07,682 --> 00:13:11,744 # Anarchy for the UK # 140 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,476 # It's coming sometime and maybe # 141 00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:18,954 # I give a wrong time stop at traffic line # 142 00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:22,344 # Your future dream is a shopping scheme # 143 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,814 # 'Cause I # 144 00:13:25,189 --> 00:13:27,532 # I wanna be # 145 00:13:28,971 --> 00:13:33,182 # Anarchy # 146 00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:42,301 Forget about music, and concentrate on creating generation gaps. 147 00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:51,900 Call all hippies boring old farts and set light to them. 148 00:13:55,556 --> 00:13:59,292 # How many ways to get what you want # 149 00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:02,644 # I use the best I use the rest # 150 00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:06,161 # I use the N.M.E # 151 00:14:06,474 --> 00:14:09,812 # I use Anarchy # 152 00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:11,155 # 'Cause # 153 00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:15,836 # I wanna be # 154 00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:19,212 # Anarchy # 155 00:14:19,736 --> 00:14:21,971 # Get pissed! # 156 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:37,126 Terrorize, threaten and insult your own useless generation. 157 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:41,235 # Anarchy for the UK # 158 00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:44,837 # Is this the U.D.A # 159 00:14:45,127 --> 00:14:48,401 # Is this the I.R.A # 160 00:14:48,744 --> 00:14:51,667 # I thought it was the UK # 161 00:14:51,747 --> 00:14:53,286 # Or just # 162 00:14:54,678 --> 00:15:01,252 # Another country # 163 00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:04,659 # Council tenancy # 164 00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:10,972 # I wanna be # 165 00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:15,551 # Anarchy # 166 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,568 # Get pissed! # 167 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:25,016 # I wanna be # 168 00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:29,100 # Anarchist # 169 00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:32,694 Suddenly, you become a noble idea. 170 00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:36,630 And you've got people wanting to join in. 171 00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:42,246 You've gained credibility from nothing, you're the talk of the town. 172 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:46,347 Develop this as a story you can sell. 173 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:51,624 The first time i layed eyes on Mclaren, he was chasing me down the King's road 174 00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:54,420 on account of the clothes i'd just nicked from his shop. 175 00:15:56,034 --> 00:16:00,918 3 years later i steped off the concord from Rio with a foul taste in my mouth. 176 00:16:03,052 --> 00:16:04,382 It was me looking for him. 177 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,498 The trial has lead from the plush appartment of Ronnie Biggs. 178 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,857 Back to the rat ridden streets of Soho. 179 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:14,107 I thought we was in it together but the swindle had become a vicious circle 180 00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:15,967 and now it was reaching me. 181 00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:24,112 He ran his empire from a sleazy back room above a strip club in Greek Street 182 00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:29,338 Malcolm always had good taste, but if he rips me off i'll break his fucking legs. 183 00:16:40,272 --> 00:16:43,022 I tried the safe where he always stashed his dough, 184 00:16:43,389 --> 00:16:45,404 he didnt trust anyone, let alone a bank. 185 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,496 The clues were in front of me in black and white, 186 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,138 Bollocks! 187 00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:55,909 but i never learned to read or write. 188 00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:06,317 People often ask me the difference between the sex pistols and the beatles. 189 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,710 Soap and water. 190 00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:10,260 I was only a nipper when they was going, 191 00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:12,416 but i was fucking glad when they broke up. 192 00:17:15,658 --> 00:17:19,971 Hello, i've got a lesson 3 on the line, "How to sell the swindle?". 193 00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:22,322 Reverse charges, will you accept the call? 194 00:17:22,939 --> 00:17:27,408 Helen, find yourself a lawyer who has no interest in music. 195 00:17:27,878 --> 00:17:30,542 That is purely interesting in making money. 196 00:17:30,698 --> 00:17:34,595 He's your main asset in developeing the highest price. 197 00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:37,275 And in illustrating to record companies 198 00:17:37,301 --> 00:17:40,517 the enormous potential a band that can't play. 199 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:46,665 Now begins the task of intresting the record companies on your own terms 200 00:17:46,907 --> 00:17:50,469 And get them to start battling against each other for the group. 201 00:17:57,921 --> 00:17:59,381 Dave Dee, please! A&R 202 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,915 - A&R, Dave Dee speaking. - This is Chris Parry. 203 00:18:01,982 --> 00:18:03,653 Halo, Doug Darcy, Chrysalis records. 204 00:18:04,005 --> 00:18:05,551 What about the Sex Pistols? 205 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:07,628 They were a particularly ugly band. 206 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,265 It's dreadful. 207 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,458 The group were doing a very private, 208 00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:11,949 I think, secret show, 209 00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:14,175 at "The Screen on the Green," lslington. 210 00:18:14,401 --> 00:18:16,901 I went along with a couple of our A&R people, 211 00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,754 and, eh, Chris Wright, the chairman. 212 00:18:18,971 --> 00:18:21,666 And eh, we got to the door, knocked on the door, 213 00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:23,586 somebody opened the door and said, "Fuck off!" 214 00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:27,022 My initial reaction when i walked into the club, you know, 215 00:18:27,452 --> 00:18:31,405 was to make the bar which is always quite, you know, the best thing to do. 216 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,233 Well we weren't gonna be dissuaded, 217 00:18:33,264 --> 00:18:37,037 so we sort of tapped on the door again and said: "We're invited." 218 00:18:37,114 --> 00:18:39,231 And a head popped 'round again, and said, "Fuck Off!" 219 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:42,109 It was full of these, you know, young kids. 220 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,848 They were obviously very much into the band. 221 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,588 So we tried a third time, 222 00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:48,684 and eventualy another head came out the door and we said: 223 00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:50,247 "Look, we really are invited along". 224 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:53,152 So they said: "Okay, you come in, but stand at the back!" 225 00:18:53,238 --> 00:18:55,597 And there was a little bit of a scuffle, nothing much. 226 00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:58,783 Generaly there was an atmosphere of antagonism, 227 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,899 you know, of supressed violence. 228 00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:04,716 I've known musicians to defend themselves if the thing goes onto the stage, 229 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:07,739 But I've never seen musicians drop their instruments and sort of, 230 00:19:07,987 --> 00:19:13,208 sort of, dive in a small scrap and like extend it, and forget about the music. 231 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,770 You know, and I found that a bit much. 232 00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:18,127 So, I went back two or three times after that, just to make sure that, 233 00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:21,794 um, you know, they were as bad as I thought they were the first time. 234 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:27,767 In fact a group that can't play is better then a group that can. 235 00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:37,134 # If you could see... oh God, fuck off... # 236 00:19:39,795 --> 00:19:42,756 # Ayanlouisiannayaya New Orleans # 237 00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:45,717 # Awasabadababyanalittle key # 238 00:19:45,777 --> 00:19:48,537 # Ayainanananananana Johnny B. Goode # 239 00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:51,264 # Agogogogogogo Johnny B. Goode # 240 00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:55,092 # Agogo, go Johnny, gogogogogo # 241 00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:56,480 # I don't know the words! # 242 00:19:57,776 --> 00:20:00,331 # Gogogogogogogogogogogyogyuh # 243 00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:03,449 # Ayayayayastrah yayastrahyayaya # 244 00:20:03,532 --> 00:20:06,338 # Ayayayayastrah andabanayaya # 245 00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:09,158 # I wannawannabay, yayayaya # 246 00:20:09,197 --> 00:20:13,824 # Let's gogo, ago Johnny gogogogo # 247 00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:20,488 # Agogo, go go go go gogogogogogogogogogogogogogo # 248 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,082 # Go, Johnny, go, go # 249 00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:31,060 # Go! Johnny B. Goode # 250 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,755 # Ayayayayayayayayayayayagwuah # 251 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,902 # Oh, fuck, it's awful! # 252 00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:39,302 # Hate songs like that! # 253 00:20:40,184 --> 00:20:43,730 Now, you're in the most important position of all, 254 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,450 one in which you are able to sign 255 00:20:46,476 --> 00:20:50,506 with the most prestigious company in the world. 256 00:20:55,919 --> 00:20:59,564 Don't commit until the last minute, when you finaly come to sign, 257 00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:00,641 forget about the future, 258 00:21:00,688 --> 00:21:04,102 get as much money as possible, on the dotted line. 259 00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:08,374 Then demand a big party, get all photographers there, 260 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,279 make sure it's an important event for them. 261 00:21:19,191 --> 00:21:21,645 Be as obstructive as possible Helen, 262 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:26,309 in order to fulfill the record company's wildest dreams; 263 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:31,074 that they are obtaining the bargain of the century. 264 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:37,288 Malcolm McLaren - CASH FROM CHAOS - 265 00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:54,987 The english autumn was closing in, and so was I. 266 00:21:55,842 --> 00:21:57,444 I was calling on the cunt. 267 00:22:15,444 --> 00:22:18,765 His rambling gothic hideaway on the slopes of Highgate cemetery, 268 00:22:18,891 --> 00:22:20,533 overlooked the tomb of Karl Marx, 269 00:22:20,859 --> 00:22:22,877 and the bedroom of Lyndsey de Paul. 270 00:22:23,428 --> 00:22:26,975 I had to give it to him, his taste was improving. 271 00:22:33,748 --> 00:22:34,818 Ahoy Malcolm? 272 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,946 There was some old tart at the Joanna. 273 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,322 Nice, very nice! 274 00:23:28,377 --> 00:23:29,846 Who the fuck are you? 275 00:23:29,932 --> 00:23:32,017 My name is Dona De Brett. 276 00:23:32,325 --> 00:23:35,279 And i gave a few lessons to Johnny Rotten, 277 00:23:35,305 --> 00:23:39,516 years ago before the group in fact began. 278 00:23:39,988 --> 00:23:44,114 Malcolm Mclaren sent him up to me, and um, 279 00:23:44,444 --> 00:23:48,703 with the very worthy idea of teaching him a little about voice production. 280 00:23:49,869 --> 00:23:52,978 I'd say to him, "You start one of your songs", 281 00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:56,302 i don't recognise any of these they're all since um, since my day. 282 00:23:56,506 --> 00:24:03,323 But suposing, just suposing, that he took, um, Submission. 283 00:24:03,968 --> 00:24:07,718 And he decided that, um, he would sing 284 00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:14,965 Okay so he might sing that, and i'd say 'right', now i know where we are. 285 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:17,904 And by the time i was ready, he would have changed key. 286 00:24:19,010 --> 00:24:23,330 No way, absolutly no way, could we pick up a note 287 00:24:23,741 --> 00:24:28,594 Where-as, there, um, um, erstwhile, their manager, erstwhile, 288 00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:30,573 Malcolm Mclaren came up here. 289 00:24:30,726 --> 00:24:33,694 Beautiful ear, he should have been a singer. 290 00:24:34,618 --> 00:24:37,446 It was time to find someone who can read more than music. 291 00:24:37,584 --> 00:24:41,320 I was sure, those letters from the safe, held the key to the swindle. 292 00:24:41,345 --> 00:24:43,934 LESSON 4. - DO NOT PLAY DON'T GIVE THE GAME AWAY - 293 00:24:52,356 --> 00:25:00,102 # You need hands to hold someone you care for # 294 00:25:01,551 --> 00:25:08,554 # You need hands to show that you're sincere # 295 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:18,338 # When you feel the nobody wants to know you # 296 00:25:19,593 --> 00:25:27,120 # You need hands to brush away the tears # 297 00:25:28,639 --> 00:25:36,349 # When you hold a brand new baby # 298 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:44,706 # You need tender hands to guide them on their way # 299 00:25:47,021 --> 00:25:54,747 # You need hands to thank the lord for living # 300 00:25:56,290 --> 00:26:02,881 # and for giving us this day. # 301 00:26:27,547 --> 00:26:30,218 CASH FROM CHAOS 302 00:26:32,737 --> 00:26:34,988 Was all going smoothly now, 303 00:26:35,014 --> 00:26:38,507 our record company were footing the bill for a nationwide tour. 304 00:26:38,531 --> 00:26:43,519 The only problem being - the Sex Pistols, a band that couldn't play. 305 00:26:43,575 --> 00:26:46,880 I must admit i was a bit stumped at this point 306 00:26:47,661 --> 00:26:50,575 but fortune played into our hands. 307 00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:54,078 The record company came up with the Bill Grundy show. 308 00:26:54,343 --> 00:26:59,289 It was my task to make absolutely sure, 309 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:04,868 that none of us would ever return to normality. 310 00:27:05,405 --> 00:27:07,186 You dirty sod. 311 00:27:07,928 --> 00:27:09,358 You dirty old man. 312 00:27:09,384 --> 00:27:12,349 Keep going, go on, you've got another five seconds, say something outrageous. 313 00:27:12,696 --> 00:27:14,318 - You dirty fucker. - Clever boy. 314 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,561 - What a fucking rotter. - Well that's it for tonight. 315 00:27:16,596 --> 00:27:17,380 CENSORED BY THAMES TV 316 00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,455 The show was live the lads were lively, 317 00:27:19,494 --> 00:27:21,369 i invited them to shock me, they did 318 00:27:21,418 --> 00:27:23,996 Some people were upset by what those loutish lads said, 319 00:27:24,053 --> 00:27:26,381 but it did provide front pages like these. 320 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,190 Carry on lads, swearing or performing 321 00:27:29,253 --> 00:27:30,674 Shut up, shut up! 322 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:34,919 I personaly have spoke to the, the eh, manager of the group, 323 00:27:35,575 --> 00:27:39,145 who tells me that the Sex Pistols will not perform 324 00:27:39,313 --> 00:27:43,352 before the councilors unless we're prepared 325 00:27:43,378 --> 00:27:45,872 to come here this evening to see the whole of the show, 326 00:27:45,899 --> 00:27:47,703 which we are not prepared to do. 327 00:27:47,953 --> 00:27:52,289 The commitee have decided that the concert of the sex pistols, 328 00:27:52,430 --> 00:27:54,477 they will not perform here tonight, 329 00:27:54,503 --> 00:27:56,651 but we are quite agreeable 330 00:27:56,677 --> 00:28:00,557 that the 3 other groups that have already been booked will go on. 331 00:28:00,866 --> 00:28:03,619 You're sick on stage, you spit at the audiance and so on. 332 00:28:03,713 --> 00:28:06,095 How can this be a good example to children? 333 00:28:06,182 --> 00:28:07,978 Well, people are sick everywhere, 334 00:28:08,432 --> 00:28:10,433 people are sick and fed up of this country. 335 00:28:10,511 --> 00:28:14,057 - Telling them what to do. - But not getting paid for it? 336 00:28:14,174 --> 00:28:14,738 Pardon? 337 00:28:14,764 --> 00:28:17,378 But not getting paid for putting on that sort of public show. 338 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,937 Well nor are we, we aint even being allowed to play... 339 00:28:21,453 --> 00:28:22,960 Makes ya sick dun' it. 340 00:28:24,742 --> 00:28:29,727 Sorry. My personal view on punk rock is that it's nauseating, 341 00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:32,797 disgusting, degrading, gastly, sleazy, 342 00:28:32,823 --> 00:28:35,407 prurient, voyeuristic and generally nauseating. 343 00:28:35,426 --> 00:28:37,671 I think that just about covers it as far as i'm concerned. 344 00:28:37,753 --> 00:28:41,645 Um, I think most of these groups would be vastly improved by sudden death. 345 00:28:41,777 --> 00:28:46,004 The worst of the punk rock groups i suppose currently, are the Sex Pistols. 346 00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:51,164 They are unbelievably nauseating, they are the antithesis of human-kind. 347 00:28:51,511 --> 00:28:55,167 I would like to see somebody dig a very very large, 348 00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:58,033 exceedingly deep hole and drop the whole bloody lot down it. 349 00:28:58,078 --> 00:29:00,336 You know, I think the whole world will be vastly improved 350 00:29:00,362 --> 00:29:02,321 by their total and utter non-existence. 351 00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:04,053 Huh, have mercy. 352 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,472 The press is a bleedin' riot today, init? 353 00:29:06,508 --> 00:29:08,243 - What are you trying to do about it? - Make it work. 354 00:29:08,305 --> 00:29:11,179 You have to expect nothing, you get nothing. 355 00:29:11,267 --> 00:29:14,728 You start off in school and they take your soul away , 356 00:29:15,298 --> 00:29:16,331 they take your brains away. 357 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,890 You're not allowed to have an opinion that differs from thiers. 358 00:29:19,528 --> 00:29:21,668 You've got to think what they tell you to think. 359 00:29:22,223 --> 00:29:26,402 So when you leave school your only future is getting married 360 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:32,098 and by the time you're about 29 you've got two kids 361 00:29:32,286 --> 00:29:34,386 you just want to commit suicide. 362 00:29:44,807 --> 00:29:47,314 # I've seen you in the mirror when the story began # 363 00:29:47,339 --> 00:29:50,346 # And I fell in love with you I love your mortal sin # 364 00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:53,144 # Your brains are locked away but I love your company # 365 00:29:53,278 --> 00:29:56,113 # I only ever leave you when you got no money # 366 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:04,291 That's it. 367 00:30:04,921 --> 00:30:07,961 Read that through Sophie so we can understand what it's about. 368 00:30:09,732 --> 00:30:10,820 "Dear Sounds, 369 00:30:11,096 --> 00:30:13,791 why do you devout so much space to the appalling Sex Pistols? 370 00:30:14,141 --> 00:30:15,798 I thought we were trying to cut out violence 371 00:30:15,861 --> 00:30:17,658 at concerts, football matches and where-ever. 372 00:30:17,969 --> 00:30:19,961 It's these sick bastards who encourage it. 373 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,643 You just have to look at their audience, 374 00:30:21,669 --> 00:30:23,477 i doubt if they've got one 'O Level' between them." 375 00:30:23,962 --> 00:30:25,392 Yeah, that's not bad Soph. 376 00:30:26,873 --> 00:30:28,195 But we gota make fucking sure 377 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:30,955 that we can create enough stink to whip up real hatred 378 00:30:30,981 --> 00:30:32,571 before that record comes out. 379 00:30:33,978 --> 00:30:35,408 Have you got a name for this one, 380 00:30:35,613 --> 00:30:38,338 i'm fed up with sending letters to the poxy music press. 381 00:30:38,392 --> 00:30:41,267 # I got no emotions for anybody else # 382 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:44,088 # You better understand I'm in love with myself, # 383 00:30:44,113 --> 00:30:48,730 # Myself, my beautiful self # 384 00:30:49,832 --> 00:30:52,715 # A no feelings # 385 00:30:52,865 --> 00:30:55,379 # A no feelings # 386 00:30:55,825 --> 00:30:58,075 # A no feelings # 387 00:30:58,130 --> 00:31:00,434 # For anybody else # 388 00:31:04,879 --> 00:31:16,364 # Sleep in heavenly peace # 389 00:31:16,387 --> 00:31:20,035 We hope tonight, by this protest to make Wales know, 390 00:31:20,189 --> 00:31:22,235 and time for people of this town know, 391 00:31:22,288 --> 00:31:25,733 that we do protest and it is by no fault of ours, 392 00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:27,826 that this thing has come to Caerphilly. 393 00:31:28,073 --> 00:31:32,519 We have done everything humanly possible to ban this thing and to stop it. 394 00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:34,291 And as we have not been able to 395 00:31:34,317 --> 00:31:37,976 we have done the last thing possible to stand here in open protest 396 00:31:38,006 --> 00:31:41,560 to let you now that we are responsible 397 00:31:41,584 --> 00:31:45,466 and we are doing all we can to set an example in leadership 398 00:31:45,505 --> 00:31:50,338 and in every other way for free living, home-ly living and pure living. 399 00:31:50,447 --> 00:31:52,301 The thing is they're outside, freezing. 400 00:31:52,405 --> 00:31:53,433 We're in here, we're all right. 401 00:31:54,336 --> 00:31:58,470 Caerphilly didn't quite what to expect so took no chances. 402 00:32:01,018 --> 00:32:04,308 Pubs and cafes were closed before and after the concert. 403 00:32:05,782 --> 00:32:08,504 On decible points the Sex Pistols won, 404 00:32:08,739 --> 00:32:11,353 on numbers it was a victory for the carol singers. 405 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,392 Excuse me Sir, can i ask you why you're here tonight? 406 00:32:13,513 --> 00:32:17,380 Because i'm, um, recognise as a christian. 407 00:32:17,695 --> 00:32:21,250 Nevermind about christianity, i think it's, well, degrading 408 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,629 and disgusting for our children to hear and see such things. 409 00:32:25,363 --> 00:32:28,613 Eh, I got teenage daughters, and, eh, youngsters, 410 00:32:28,794 --> 00:32:29,879 they went and went to Rod Stewart 411 00:32:29,905 --> 00:32:31,883 but i wouldnt let them go to see this rubbish. 412 00:32:31,925 --> 00:32:34,797 If i thought one of mine was in there, i'd go in there and drag them out. 413 00:32:35,506 --> 00:32:37,574 Terrible I think it is, i think it's disgusting. 414 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,101 It's, well, it's lowering the standard of our people in Caerphilly. 415 00:32:55,804 --> 00:32:58,657 # What you see, you can get # 416 00:32:59,056 --> 00:33:01,853 # Nothing's free, nothing's said # 417 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:05,228 # Don't be fooled by the signs # 418 00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:08,392 # Don't read in between the lines # 419 00:33:08,743 --> 00:33:11,080 # What you're gonna say # 420 00:33:11,665 --> 00:33:14,455 # What you're gonna do # 421 00:33:15,087 --> 00:33:18,087 # Now you've missed out once again # 422 00:33:18,548 --> 00:33:22,627 # But I thought you knew # 423 00:33:22,756 --> 00:33:25,330 # Oh you silly thing # 424 00:33:26,095 --> 00:33:28,619 # You've really gone and done it now # 425 00:33:29,446 --> 00:33:32,667 # Oh you silly thing # 426 00:33:35,656 --> 00:33:36,805 300% PROOF 427 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,714 AIRPORT 428 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:40,140 PISTOLS SACKED 429 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,940 JUST SUCKED 430 00:35:11,476 --> 00:35:14,793 I should have known, it was a Rock 'N' Roll swindle all along. 431 00:35:15,741 --> 00:35:19,170 Mclaren had spent a fucking long time with these record hippys. 432 00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:23,965 It can't all have been breaking whiskey bottles over their bleedin' desks. 433 00:35:24,363 --> 00:35:26,277 The deals were too good to be true. 434 00:35:26,861 --> 00:35:30,048 I was sure ??Noel was there??, the freckled face cunt. 435 00:35:32,394 --> 00:35:35,839 The Sex Pistols - a walking abortion. 436 00:35:37,275 --> 00:35:42,837 The Sex Pistols are nothing but a bunch of irresponsible, half-dead lumps. 437 00:35:44,044 --> 00:35:45,799 But the best are born. 438 00:35:45,955 --> 00:35:48,303 I was only in it for the birds after the show. 439 00:35:51,337 --> 00:35:57,165 You, Steve Jones, are nothing but a walking dildo doing a good plumbing job. 440 00:35:57,334 --> 00:36:02,697 You'd swim through a river of snot, wade nostril deep through a mile of vomit, 441 00:36:02,767 --> 00:36:05,931 as long as you thought there was a sexy cunt at the end of it 442 00:36:06,891 --> 00:36:09,102 and those cunts! 443 00:36:12,923 --> 00:36:14,211 Daddy's girl! 444 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,278 Daddy's girls are in awe of the Sex Pistols! 445 00:36:18,597 --> 00:36:22,478 They really believe that what they're grooving on bores them to shit! 446 00:36:22,733 --> 00:36:26,264 Daddy's girls are just hot water bottles with tits. 447 00:36:26,666 --> 00:36:31,408 Why are they so fucking successful, the Sex Pistols? 448 00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:37,980 And the Sex Pistols like death, it excites them sexually. 449 00:36:38,652 --> 00:36:41,090 In the end, you see, it all comes down to one thing: 450 00:36:41,555 --> 00:36:45,282 they have a sort of negative Midas touch. 451 00:36:45,721 --> 00:36:48,971 Everything they touch turns to shit! 452 00:36:50,483 --> 00:36:54,358 I gota hand it to Malcolm, he certanly brought the punk out in me. 453 00:37:07,275 --> 00:37:08,441 - Hi. - Evening Malcolm. 454 00:37:08,466 --> 00:37:11,075 I hope theres no guest list tonight, no record executives, 455 00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:12,827 remember, I don't want any journalists, 456 00:37:12,962 --> 00:37:15,365 none of those bloody vampires, just the kids. 457 00:37:15,449 --> 00:37:16,428 You'll be away Malcolm. 458 00:37:16,574 --> 00:37:18,433 Good enough, I'm gona pop in and have a beer. 459 00:37:18,472 --> 00:37:19,987 They're jumping live in there tonight. 460 00:37:21,443 --> 00:37:22,763 -Hi -Alright! 461 00:37:25,015 --> 00:37:27,077 Punkrockers, lesson 5. 462 00:37:27,093 --> 00:37:29,710 How to steal as much money as quickly as possible 463 00:37:29,733 --> 00:37:32,397 from the record company of you choice, you dig it? 464 00:37:32,648 --> 00:37:35,000 And here they are, 'Black Arabs'. 465 00:38:48,542 --> 00:38:50,807 It was inevitable; disco. 466 00:38:51,337 --> 00:38:52,977 Malcolm always was a hustler, 467 00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:55,884 he bought out a taty jet set dive in ol' Bond Street, 468 00:38:56,025 --> 00:38:58,705 makin' ends meet in the disco heat. 469 00:39:00,097 --> 00:39:02,230 - Membership only tonight. - I'm on the guest list. 470 00:39:02,254 --> 00:39:04,699 - There's no guest list tonight. - I wana see Malcolm. 471 00:39:04,738 --> 00:39:07,245 - Malcolm who? - Malcolm McLaren, you know who i mean. 472 00:39:08,831 --> 00:39:10,534 - What's your name? - Jones. 473 00:39:10,832 --> 00:39:12,214 - Jones what? - Steve. 474 00:39:12,530 --> 00:39:14,427 - Ask Nolan if he knows Steve Jones? 475 00:39:14,464 --> 00:39:16,341 Steve Jones? You want me to go right now? 476 00:39:16,367 --> 00:39:17,043 Right now! 477 00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:19,043 You hand on there. 478 00:39:26,370 --> 00:39:29,417 - Hi - In ya go son, straight away. 479 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,738 Right thereon the left. 480 00:39:34,847 --> 00:39:37,904 Straight through straight on through there, goon then, enjoy yourselves, go on. 481 00:39:38,742 --> 00:39:40,038 WHO KILLED BAMBI? 482 00:39:50,728 --> 00:39:53,634 Next step is to get off the record label quick as possible 483 00:39:53,788 --> 00:39:56,631 give the record company any excuse but just make sure 484 00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:59,225 you ripped them off for as much money as you can. 485 00:39:59,495 --> 00:40:03,418 Switch the groups misbehaviour in public, bullshit the record company, 486 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,652 making them believe that you are an anarcist. 487 00:40:10,632 --> 00:40:15,258 One week after EMI dumped the Sex Pistols, A&M records picked them up. 488 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,828 And staged a contract signing ceremony in front of Buckingham Palace. 489 00:40:20,259 --> 00:40:23,404 At this point, the Sex Pistols, despite having been fired, 490 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,112 were not exactly suffering. 491 00:40:25,321 --> 00:40:28,921 Before EMI could get rid of them, it had to buy off the contract, 492 00:40:28,946 --> 00:40:32,500 and that cost the company a reported L25.000. 493 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,658 And here they were signing a new contract 494 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:38,305 that could make them a lot of money, 495 00:40:38,368 --> 00:40:42,875 and they already had a song to record for A&M in honour of the Queens jubilee. 496 00:40:43,922 --> 00:40:46,976 They did not record it, not at least for A&M records. 497 00:40:47,077 --> 00:40:49,288 They never recorded anything for A&M. 498 00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:53,133 Acording to the story, after this happy signing ceremony 499 00:40:53,329 --> 00:40:55,822 everyone went back to A&M offices to celebrate. 500 00:41:12,608 --> 00:41:15,383 # She was a girl from Birmingham # 501 00:41:15,408 --> 00:41:18,150 # She just had an abortion # 502 00:41:18,339 --> 00:41:21,174 # She was case of insanity # 503 00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:23,933 # Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree # 504 00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,918 # She was a no one who killed her baby# 505 00:41:26,981 --> 00:41:29,817 # She sent her letters from the country # 506 00:41:29,873 --> 00:41:31,919 # She was an animal # 507 00:41:32,592 --> 00:41:35,084 # She was a bloody disgrace # 508 00:41:35,413 --> 00:41:37,568 # Body! # 509 00:41:37,959 --> 00:41:39,724 # I'm not an animal # 510 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:43,452 # Body! # 511 00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:45,672 # I'm not an animal # 512 00:41:47,235 --> 00:41:49,914 # Dragged on a table in factory # 513 00:41:50,212 --> 00:41:52,970 # Illegitimate place to be # 514 00:41:53,173 --> 00:41:55,846 # In a packet in a lavatory # 515 00:41:55,951 --> 00:41:58,923 # Die little baby screaming # 516 00:41:58,947 --> 00:42:00,332 # Body! # 517 00:42:00,363 --> 00:42:02,964 # Screaming fucking bloody mess # 518 00:42:04,582 --> 00:42:06,379 # Not an animal # 519 00:42:07,302 --> 00:42:09,607 # It's an abortion # 520 00:42:10,725 --> 00:42:12,803 # Body! # 521 00:42:12,828 --> 00:42:14,968 # I'm not animal # 522 00:42:16,466 --> 00:42:21,047 # Mummy! I'm not an abortion # 523 00:42:22,571 --> 00:42:25,126 # Throbbing squirm, # 524 00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:29,275 # gurgling bloody mess # 525 00:42:32,565 --> 00:42:34,459 # I'm not a discharge # 526 00:42:34,733 --> 00:42:38,178 Push drugs, sex and any other stories to the papers, 527 00:42:38,204 --> 00:42:41,777 just make sure headlines are coming quick and fast. 528 00:42:45,109 --> 00:42:48,757 You know, for my point of view, I feel that we're like some contageous disease. 529 00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:52,390 You know that, eh, is totaly misunderstood. 530 00:42:53,514 --> 00:42:55,061 I mean, when you walk in and out of a company, 531 00:42:55,098 --> 00:42:58,551 and the guy just gives you: "Look just take this money and don't come back" 532 00:42:59,002 --> 00:43:01,257 What are you supposed to think about that? 533 00:43:01,283 --> 00:43:02,108 Have you had the money? 534 00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:04,548 Yes, they gave us the cheque last night. 535 00:43:05,430 --> 00:43:08,203 And you couldn't - you didn't don't believe it was on, you couldnt..? 536 00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:10,076 It just shows the hypocrisy, 537 00:43:10,197 --> 00:43:12,343 makes it very clear where their heads are at. 538 00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:15,029 - Nowhere - I was asking Malcolm earlier.. 539 00:43:15,054 --> 00:43:20,014 To give away that much money for nothing, classic stupidity 540 00:43:20,112 --> 00:43:21,135 Ok, leave it to me. 541 00:43:22,393 --> 00:43:23,885 ..he dont want of his pals, come on! 542 00:43:23,930 --> 00:43:25,346 What do you mean,?? he's my fucking manager. 543 00:43:25,377 --> 00:43:28,143 - That's your problem! Come on. - Don't fuck with me! 544 00:43:30,590 --> 00:43:32,377 What do you mean,?? he's my fucking manager?? 545 00:43:32,492 --> 00:43:33,183 Now Get out! 546 00:43:34,548 --> 00:43:37,430 You thought you'd gotten rid of us didn't you? 547 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,882 But you are old bean because were back, with a vengance. 548 00:43:41,022 --> 00:43:42,966 God save the queen, my son! 549 00:43:44,623 --> 00:43:45,867 LESSON 6: 550 00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:50,060 - HOW TO BECOME THE WORLD'S GREATEST TOURIST ATTRACTION? - 551 00:43:53,702 --> 00:43:57,085 Helen, never trust a hippy. 552 00:43:57,506 --> 00:44:03,803 Look for the current event, in our case we chose the jubilee. 553 00:44:04,029 --> 00:44:06,544 And exploited it to the hilt. 554 00:44:06,967 --> 00:44:09,451 If you play your cards right... 555 00:44:09,528 --> 00:44:11,809 There's the tosspot mouthin' off again, up there. 556 00:44:12,839 --> 00:44:17,409 You can capture the imagination of the entire world. 557 00:44:29,053 --> 00:44:31,084 Ever get the feeling you're being trapped? 558 00:44:32,427 --> 00:44:38,467 Banned on the land, we decided to play our tribute to the Queen, from the river. 559 00:44:38,706 --> 00:44:44,084 Between the hours of 6 and 8 pm the Sex Pistols play their songs. 560 00:44:44,109 --> 00:44:46,905 Beneath the bridges of London! 561 00:45:07,956 --> 00:45:09,876 # God save the queen # 562 00:45:10,995 --> 00:45:13,116 # The fascist regime # 563 00:45:14,234 --> 00:45:16,719 # They made you a moron # 564 00:45:17,665 --> 00:45:19,494 # Potential H-bomb # 565 00:45:20,868 --> 00:45:22,815 # God save the queen # 566 00:45:23,809 --> 00:45:25,738 # She ain't no human being # 567 00:45:27,075 --> 00:45:29,543 # There is no future # 568 00:45:30,426 --> 00:45:33,215 # In England's dreaming # 569 00:45:33,575 --> 00:45:39,746 # Don't be told what you want Don't be told what you need # 570 00:45:39,943 --> 00:45:43,052 # There's no future, no future, # 571 00:45:43,264 --> 00:45:45,834 # No future for you # 572 00:45:46,562 --> 00:45:48,288 # God save the queen # 573 00:45:49,474 --> 00:45:51,841 # We mean it man # 574 00:45:52,638 --> 00:45:54,810 # We love our queen # 575 00:45:55,694 --> 00:45:58,279 # God saves # 576 00:45:59,397 --> 00:46:01,397 # God save the queen # 577 00:46:02,382 --> 00:46:05,006 # 'Cause tourists are money # 578 00:46:05,851 --> 00:46:08,000 # And our figurehead # 579 00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:11,571 # Is not what she seems # 580 00:46:12,291 --> 00:46:14,627 # Oh God save history # 581 00:46:15,456 --> 00:46:17,777 # God save your mad parade # 582 00:46:18,683 --> 00:46:21,729 # Oh Lord God have mercy # 583 00:46:22,066 --> 00:46:24,769 # All crimes are paid # 584 00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:28,161 # When there's no future How can there be sin # 585 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:31,482 # We're the flowers in the dustbin # 586 00:46:31,615 --> 00:46:34,513 # We're the poison in your human machine # 587 00:46:34,889 --> 00:46:38,146 # We're the future, your future # 588 00:46:38,178 --> 00:46:40,178 # God save the queen # 589 00:46:41,116 --> 00:46:43,452 # We mean it man # 590 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:46,999 # We love our queen # 591 00:46:47,577 --> 00:46:51,022 # God saves # 592 00:47:01,434 --> 00:47:04,062 They arrested Malcolm! 593 00:47:05,829 --> 00:47:07,961 # God save the queen # 594 00:47:09,071 --> 00:47:11,423 # We mean it man # 595 00:47:12,321 --> 00:47:14,854 # And there is no future # 596 00:47:15,277 --> 00:47:18,316 # In England's dreaming # 597 00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:22,278 # No future, # 598 00:47:22,303 --> 00:47:25,537 # No future, # 599 00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:31,015 # No future for you # 600 00:47:32,124 --> 00:47:35,290 # No future, # 601 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,611 # No future, # 602 00:47:38,752 --> 00:47:44,259 # No future for me # 603 00:47:45,259 --> 00:47:48,221 # No future, # 604 00:47:48,455 --> 00:47:51,674 # No future, # 605 00:47:51,925 --> 00:47:56,370 # No future for you # 606 00:47:56,597 --> 00:48:04,491 # No future, no future, No future for me! # 607 00:48:06,274 --> 00:48:07,839 Halfway Down the Stairs 608 00:48:07,899 --> 00:48:10,463 At Seven: The Alessi Brothers and Oh Lori 609 00:48:10,503 --> 00:48:14,174 At Number six: Emerson, Lake & Palmer and Fanfare for the Common Man 610 00:48:14,198 --> 00:48:16,893 At Five: The Electric Light Orchestra - Phone Line 611 00:48:16,955 --> 00:48:19,165 Four: Stranglers - Peaches 612 00:48:19,228 --> 00:48:20,763 Three: Queen - Lover Boy 613 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:23,276 Two: Eagles - Hotel California 614 00:48:23,983 --> 00:48:25,608 The Sex Pistols' current record, 615 00:48:25,634 --> 00:48:28,868 'God Save The Queen' is at number 1 at the capital hitline today, 616 00:48:28,937 --> 00:48:31,890 but the I.B.A. which administers The Broadcasting Act, 617 00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:34,739 has advised us that particularly at this time, 618 00:48:34,765 --> 00:48:37,920 this record is likely to cause offense to a number of our listeners, 619 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:41,144 and have asked us not to play it in our normal programming. 620 00:48:41,338 --> 00:48:44,698 However, we will be playing this record, with the authorities approval, 621 00:48:44,724 --> 00:48:47,801 at 7:30pm tonight on ??Brian Wills open line?? 622 00:48:47,941 --> 00:48:52,558 And will welcome your views about the Punk Rock phenomena, which this is part of. 623 00:49:24,757 --> 00:49:27,918 # There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply # 624 00:49:28,036 --> 00:49:31,207 # Oh just remember I don't decide # 625 00:49:31,255 --> 00:49:34,575 # I got no reason it's all too much # 626 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,271 # You'll always find us # 627 00:49:38,818 --> 00:49:40,825 # out to lunch # 628 00:49:42,834 --> 00:49:46,342 # Oh we're so pretty, oh so pretty # 629 00:49:47,781 --> 00:49:49,382 # we're vacant # 630 00:49:49,407 --> 00:49:52,774 # Oh we're so pretty, oh so pretty # 631 00:49:54,314 --> 00:49:56,017 # A vacant # 632 00:49:56,042 --> 00:49:59,112 # Don't ask us to attend 'cos we're not all there # 633 00:49:59,137 --> 00:50:02,465 # Oh don't pretend 'cos I don't care # 634 00:50:02,490 --> 00:50:05,857 # I don't believe illusions 'cos too much is real # 635 00:50:05,882 --> 00:50:07,882 # So stop you're cheap comment # 636 00:50:10,141 --> 00:50:12,141 # 'cos we know what we feel # 637 00:50:14,173 --> 00:50:17,775 # Oh we're so pretty, oh so pretty # 638 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,893 # We're vacant # 639 00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:24,550 # Oh we're so pretty, oh so pretty # 640 00:50:25,740 --> 00:50:27,544 # A vacant # 641 00:50:27,569 --> 00:50:32,115 # Oh we're so pretty, oh so pretty ah # 642 00:50:34,062 --> 00:50:41,501 # But now and we don't care # 643 00:50:43,829 --> 00:50:47,196 # There's no point in asking you'll get no reply # 644 00:50:47,221 --> 00:50:50,283 # Oh just remember a don't decide # 645 00:50:50,566 --> 00:50:53,628 # I got no reason it's all too much # 646 00:50:53,879 --> 00:50:55,879 # You'll always find me out to lunch # 647 00:50:57,942 --> 00:50:59,818 # We're out on lunch # 648 00:51:00,598 --> 00:51:02,077 # out on lunch # 649 00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:07,055 # Oh we're so pretty Oh so pretty # 650 00:51:07,197 --> 00:51:08,682 # We're vacant # 651 00:51:08,815 --> 00:51:12,440 # Oh we're so pretty Oh so pretty # 652 00:51:13,887 --> 00:51:15,527 # We're vacant # 653 00:51:15,552 --> 00:51:20,223 # Oh we're so pretty Oh so pretty ah # 654 00:51:22,365 --> 00:51:30,228 # But now and we don't care # 655 00:51:32,065 --> 00:51:33,854 # We're pretty # 656 00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:37,277 # A pretty vacant # 657 00:51:38,879 --> 00:51:40,825 # We're pretty # 658 00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:44,115 # A pretty vacant # 659 00:51:45,733 --> 00:51:47,382 # We're pretty # 660 00:51:48,259 --> 00:51:51,117 # A pretty vacant # 661 00:51:52,407 --> 00:51:54,524 # We're pretty # 662 00:51:55,110 --> 00:51:57,386 # A pretty vacant # 663 00:51:57,417 --> 00:52:02,198 # And we don't care # 664 00:52:06,062 --> 00:52:10,218 It was amazing, you couldn't see this group play, 665 00:52:10,908 --> 00:52:12,954 you couldn't hear them on the radio. 666 00:52:14,056 --> 00:52:16,923 If you wanted to buy the record it was impossible. 667 00:52:17,016 --> 00:52:22,078 But yet this group had become the world greatest tourist atraction. 668 00:52:22,780 --> 00:52:27,623 And was fast become Englands public enemy number 1. 669 00:52:28,524 --> 00:52:31,438 Instantly recognized wherever they went. 670 00:52:32,293 --> 00:52:35,340 Literally prevented from walking the streets. 671 00:52:36,493 --> 00:52:41,701 I Remember ol' Johnny, got cut up real bad, jumped by thugs. 672 00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:01,529 God Save the Queen, eh, John? 673 00:53:16,179 --> 00:53:21,968 Noel C??, when he came back home with his head all covered in blood. 674 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:29,286 I knew then that i'd really cracked it boy who was marvelous really. 675 00:53:36,308 --> 00:53:37,089 # Look at that # 676 00:53:37,769 --> 00:53:38,917 # Here she comes # 677 00:53:40,261 --> 00:53:42,839 # Here comes that girl again # 678 00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:46,073 # One of the cutest since I don't know when # 679 00:53:46,183 --> 00:53:49,292 # But she don't notice me when I pass # 680 00:53:49,386 --> 00:53:52,581 # She goes with all the guys from outta my class # 681 00:53:52,690 --> 00:53:56,050 # But that can't stop me from thinkin' to myself # 682 00:53:56,245 --> 00:53:58,917 # She's sure fine lookin', man, she's something else # 683 00:54:05,191 --> 00:54:06,070 # Look at that # 684 00:54:06,071 --> 00:54:07,804 # 'Cross the street # 685 00:54:07,805 --> 00:54:12,013 # There's a car built just for me # 686 00:54:12,014 --> 00:54:15,132 # To own a car would be a luxury # 687 00:54:15,133 --> 00:54:18,308 # But right now I can't afford the gas # 688 00:54:18,309 --> 00:54:21,557 # A brand new convertible is out of my class # 689 00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:24,805 # But that can't stop me from thinkin' to myself # 690 00:54:24,806 --> 00:54:27,900 # That car's fine lookin', man, it's something else # 691 00:54:34,316 --> 00:54:34,966 # Hey, look at that # 692 00:54:34,967 --> 00:54:36,562 # Just wait and see # 693 00:54:36,563 --> 00:54:40,818 # Worked hard and saved my dough # 694 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,971 # I buy that car and then I roll up with Joe # 695 00:54:43,972 --> 00:54:47,156 # Get me that girl and we go ridin' around # 696 00:54:47,157 --> 00:54:50,395 # We look real sharp with the wide top down # 697 00:54:50,396 --> 00:54:53,651 # I keep on dreamin' and thinkin' to myself # 698 00:54:53,652 --> 00:54:56,683 # When it all comes true, man, that's something else # 699 00:55:02,959 --> 00:55:03,799 # Hey, look at that # 700 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,392 # What's all this? # 701 00:55:05,393 --> 00:55:09,744 # Never thought I'd do this before # 702 00:55:09,745 --> 00:55:12,848 # But here I'm a-knockin' on her door # 703 00:55:12,849 --> 00:55:16,009 # My car's out front and it's all mine # 704 00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:19,216 # It's a '41 job not a '59 # 705 00:55:19,217 --> 00:55:22,568 # I got that girl and I'm thinkin' to myself # 706 00:55:22,569 --> 00:55:25,529 # She's sure fine lookin', man, she's something else # 707 00:55:40,851 --> 00:55:41,997 It made sense, 708 00:55:42,185 --> 00:55:45,523 McLaren had never stoped talking about that record convention in Hove. 709 00:55:46,540 --> 00:55:48,696 They'll have more whip rounds than a pub crawl 710 00:55:49,165 --> 00:55:51,665 And he's clean up with his fashionable rubber gear. 711 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:57,779 Now i find myself in a respectable backstreet off King's Cross Station, 712 00:55:57,982 --> 00:56:00,774 Looking for the Cambridge Rapist Hotel. 713 00:56:01,630 --> 00:56:05,005 Client number 1 was Mamie Records boss, Ed Berg. 714 00:56:05,411 --> 00:56:07,942 Awaiting trial on a child molesting charge. 715 00:56:08,293 --> 00:56:11,230 I'd love to see him nailed, but i'd a funny feeling 716 00:56:11,253 --> 00:56:13,745 that either way he'd always get off. 717 00:56:14,596 --> 00:56:16,331 I promised to sign a band a week. 718 00:56:17,284 --> 00:56:18,918 And that's excatly what i'm gonna do. 719 00:56:18,946 --> 00:56:21,680 Never mind the signing Mr Berg, where's Malcolm Mclaren then? 720 00:56:22,093 --> 00:56:23,119 Mclaren? 721 00:56:23,657 --> 00:56:25,334 He's never gonna work again. 722 00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,843 The Sex Pistols are finished, over! 723 00:56:27,866 --> 00:56:29,678 Yeah, they's filthy rich though aint they? 724 00:56:31,924 --> 00:56:34,356 We don't take risks in this bussiness anymore. 725 00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:35,761 We don't need to. 726 00:56:35,908 --> 00:56:37,681 You dirty old man. 727 00:56:39,241 --> 00:56:41,576 You were lucky last year, when we swallowed it. 728 00:56:41,709 --> 00:56:45,334 I remember sitting at home with me wife and kids thinking it over. 729 00:56:45,615 --> 00:56:47,412 What a fucking rotter. 730 00:56:47,607 --> 00:56:49,670 Anarchy dropped out of the top 20. 731 00:56:49,696 --> 00:56:51,038 It was dead. 732 00:56:51,286 --> 00:56:53,559 Yeah, but where were you last night, Mr. Berg? 733 00:56:53,614 --> 00:56:56,309 Did you bum it up with that new group you got, the Black Arabs? 734 00:56:56,918 --> 00:56:59,878 Rock n roll can mean anything we want it to mean. 735 00:57:00,636 --> 00:57:06,190 Peace and love, bringing people together, it can get rid of politics, 736 00:57:06,229 --> 00:57:11,955 it can be art, it's automatic, it's just the beat. 737 00:57:12,686 --> 00:57:18,705 Big money, the normal promotion of records isn't fun. 738 00:57:21,076 --> 00:57:22,427 Hello Judy. 739 00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:26,653 I was getting no where fast, a chamber maid crossed my path. 740 00:57:26,754 --> 00:57:30,730 I took it out on her, i don't know why, she couldn't talk if she tried. 741 00:57:47,442 --> 00:57:49,966 Where is Malcolm? He owns the gaff dun he? 742 00:57:55,075 --> 00:57:58,660 Every room was a dead end, i needed to relax. 743 00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:12,617 # I'm left in misery, the girl I love's gone across the sea # 744 00:58:12,999 --> 00:58:19,338 # I'm all alone, I ain't got no home # 745 00:58:20,291 --> 00:58:26,190 # Mandy was her name, sleepin' was her game # 746 00:58:27,016 --> 00:58:33,761 # She didn't care about me, oh, God, baby can't you see # 747 00:58:34,255 --> 00:58:40,731 # I'm a lonely boy. I'm a lonely boy. # 748 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:47,653 # I'm a lonely boy. I'm a lonely boy. # 749 00:58:48,492 --> 00:58:54,772 # I need her tender touch, oh, I need it oh so much. # 750 00:58:59,019 --> 00:59:05,577 # I'm a lonely boy. I'm a lonely boy. # 751 00:59:06,097 --> 00:59:13,065 # I'm a lonely boy. I'm a lonely boy. # 752 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:21,279 # Oh my darlin' can't you see you're the one that means so much to me. # 753 00:59:21,812 --> 00:59:28,496 # I know I need you're tender touch, oh, I need it oh so much. # 754 00:59:28,875 --> 00:59:30,290 *********************************************** 755 00:59:35,566 --> 00:59:38,269 By the way Steve, if you're looking for Malcolm, 756 00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:41,214 he'll be on the 6.15 out of Marylebone station. 757 00:59:48,076 --> 00:59:51,858 - Sydney, this is the receiver speaking. - Okay, ready to rock! 758 01:00:02,176 --> 01:00:02,942 Thanks a lot. 759 01:00:05,081 --> 01:00:09,015 # Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight # 760 01:00:09,887 --> 01:00:12,980 Cor blimey, Jesus Christ Helen what platform is it? 761 01:00:13,019 --> 01:00:13,886 Platform three. 762 01:00:18,422 --> 01:00:22,184 # But I'm gonna dance with three or four # 763 01:00:23,782 --> 01:00:27,627 # And the house will be shakin' from the bare feet A-stampin' on the floor # 764 01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:29,531 I'll see ya in a few minutes, i've just gotta do something. 765 01:00:30,109 --> 01:00:34,249 # Well, we're really gonna party But we gotta leave a guard outside # 766 01:00:44,629 --> 01:00:47,456 OUT OF ORDER (VANDALISM) 767 01:00:48,008 --> 01:00:49,107 LESSON 7 768 01:00:49,628 --> 01:00:53,450 - CULTIVATE HATRED, IT IS YOUR GRATEST ASSET - 769 01:00:54,328 --> 01:00:56,725 Force the public to hate you. 770 01:00:58,404 --> 01:01:01,693 Here at home, create a tour that no one can turn up to. 771 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:07,067 Throw the groups name away, and leave a question mark in its place. 772 01:01:07,541 --> 01:01:09,572 Create confusion. 773 01:01:10,352 --> 01:01:16,198 The Sex Pistols made sure that they failed to turn up at certain venues. 774 01:01:16,434 --> 01:01:19,220 Spreading false rumours wherever they could. 775 01:01:19,221 --> 01:01:21,608 # Ooh! C'mon everybody # 776 01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:26,577 You know, we encouraged all those kids to travel all over the country 777 01:01:26,632 --> 01:01:30,046 without em never having the slightest chance of seeing the band play. 778 01:01:30,046 --> 01:01:31,142 # Who cares? # 779 01:01:31,223 --> 01:01:33,537 But above all we prevented the press 780 01:01:33,563 --> 01:01:36,552 from determining whether the band could actualy play. 781 01:01:39,741 --> 01:01:42,804 And from questioning their now growing stature. 782 01:01:45,401 --> 01:01:49,854 Well Helen, remember: We were now a legend. 783 01:01:58,534 --> 01:02:02,575 # Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight # 784 01:02:04,195 --> 01:02:05,854 # I got some money in my jeans # 785 01:02:05,855 --> 01:02:08,276 # And I'm really gonna spend it right # 786 01:02:09,324 --> 01:02:12,934 # Well I've been doin' my homework all week long # 787 01:02:13,017 --> 01:02:15,794 # Now to have some fifty and my folk are gone # 788 01:02:16,430 --> 01:02:18,716 # Ooh! C'mon everybody # 789 01:02:28,904 --> 01:02:31,138 - Isn't that Bill Jacobs? - No. 790 01:02:36,810 --> 01:02:37,773 LESSON 8 791 01:02:37,774 --> 01:02:40,774 HOW TO DIVERSITY YOUR BUSINESS... WHAT A BUSINESS. 792 01:02:55,508 --> 01:02:59,226 I got an important gig tonight, i want to be alone. 793 01:03:37,056 --> 01:03:40,118 Momy, Momy, come quick someones killed Bambi! 794 01:04:06,761 --> 01:04:07,860 Step on it, Byron. 795 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:10,242 We got a plane to catch at Hindley airport. 796 01:04:18,762 --> 01:04:21,145 Why remain just a Rock N Roll star? 797 01:04:22,042 --> 01:04:23,432 Malcolm! Open up! 798 01:04:23,604 --> 01:04:25,948 You don't just have a group that can't play. 799 01:04:27,449 --> 01:04:29,957 You also have four actors that cant act. 800 01:04:30,746 --> 01:04:32,184 What do you mean i cant act? 801 01:04:32,826 --> 01:04:37,076 Don't think in tens, think in hundreds and thousends of pounds. 802 01:04:37,162 --> 01:04:38,427 Come out of your closet. 803 01:04:38,505 --> 01:04:43,403 We opened officed and bank accounts overseas, now worldwide organizations, 804 01:04:43,548 --> 01:04:47,007 it was difficult to avoid the temptation of working with criminals 805 01:04:47,033 --> 01:04:48,359 enganged in embezzling 806 01:04:48,402 --> 01:04:52,300 huge sums of money from international corporations. 807 01:04:52,339 --> 01:04:56,706 But i much say their expertise really took our film investers for a ride. 808 01:04:56,759 --> 01:05:00,314 So simple, collecting thousands of pounds of cash each week 809 01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:03,532 from our record company on the basis of a script 810 01:05:03,558 --> 01:05:07,014 that was so disgusting it just couldn't possibly be made. 811 01:05:07,190 --> 01:05:08,305 Who killed bambi? 812 01:05:08,378 --> 01:05:12,763 I kept my mouth shut, collected L250,000. 813 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:18,590 Having got a fortune for doing nothing, the final problem was how to enjoy it. 814 01:05:18,668 --> 01:05:21,809 And get out of this stupid rock n roll circus. 815 01:05:22,238 --> 01:05:25,215 Eventualy, we signed to the Americans. 816 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:26,615 For more money, 817 01:05:29,192 --> 01:05:31,895 than all the other record companies put together. 818 01:05:33,044 --> 01:05:36,395 These bloody barbarians who invented rock n roll 819 01:05:37,464 --> 01:05:42,104 were naturally curious about what the Sex Pistols were all about 820 01:05:42,588 --> 01:05:46,714 and wanted their image exposed accross the whole united states. 821 01:05:47,554 --> 01:05:49,114 Initially i admit i didnt want to go, 822 01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:52,634 we were sloppy and abusive in our applications at the embassy ensuring 823 01:05:52,660 --> 01:05:54,488 that the Visas would be refused, 824 01:05:54,495 --> 01:05:58,237 Bob Carter was in poland and those damn hippies were demanding freedom of speech. 825 01:05:58,268 --> 01:05:59,810 Nobody better than us anyway. 826 01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:03,643 Except for The Eagles, The Eagles are better than us. 827 01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:07,410 The idea was to get lost in the swamps and the badlands, 828 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:10,458 making it impossible for the legend to be unmasked. 829 01:06:10,621 --> 01:06:14,214 Life is so intensely profound you know like the Sex Pistols are 830 01:06:14,253 --> 01:06:17,315 they just, their lyrics and everything about them is so deep 831 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:18,925 you can just really get into them. 832 01:06:19,027 --> 01:06:20,792 One, two, three, four! 833 01:06:27,504 --> 01:06:32,988 Cheap holiday in other people's misery. 834 01:06:49,234 --> 01:06:51,894 # I don't wanna holiday in the sun # 835 01:06:51,895 --> 01:06:54,872 # I wanna go to new Belsen # 836 01:06:54,873 --> 01:06:57,846 # I wanna see some history # 837 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,882 # 'Cause now I got a reasonable economy # 838 01:07:00,883 --> 01:07:04,023 # Now I got a reason, now I got a reason # 839 01:07:04,024 --> 01:07:07,208 # Now I got a reason and I'm still waiting # 840 01:07:07,209 --> 01:07:08,636 # Now I got a reason # 841 01:07:08,637 --> 01:07:11,972 # Now I got reason to be waiting # 842 01:07:11,973 --> 01:07:14,006 # The Berlin Wall # 843 01:07:14,108 --> 01:07:16,116 If this is what the american youth look up to, 844 01:07:16,142 --> 01:07:17,695 if this is what they believe in, 845 01:07:17,724 --> 01:07:20,224 then we are in sad shape. 846 01:07:37,690 --> 01:07:40,143 # So bad # 847 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:41,534 # Be a man # 848 01:07:41,535 --> 01:07:43,269 # Join the army # 849 01:07:43,270 --> 01:07:44,564 # Kill someone # 850 01:07:44,565 --> 01:07:46,181 # Kill yourself # 851 01:07:46,182 --> 01:07:47,812 # Kill someone # 852 01:07:47,813 --> 01:07:49,468 # Join the army # 853 01:07:49,469 --> 01:07:51,028 # Kill yourself # 854 01:07:51,029 --> 01:07:52,102 # Be a man. # 855 01:07:52,103 --> 01:07:53,735 # A real man. # 856 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,280 *************************************************************** 857 01:07:55,281 --> 01:07:57,110 # A Hero. # 858 01:07:58,235 --> 01:07:59,204 Faggots! 859 01:08:00,015 --> 01:08:03,281 - Leave him alone you bastards! 860 01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:04,954 Leave him alone! 861 01:08:08,465 --> 01:08:10,847 As far as i'm concerned, they're not worth killing. 862 01:08:14,397 --> 01:08:18,256 I just came up and upset the bass player because i knew that he knew 863 01:08:18,303 --> 01:08:21,826 that i meant physical harm. And i have to say that I was ugly about it. 864 01:08:21,898 --> 01:08:24,687 But he came out and hit us over the head with a bass. 865 01:08:24,688 --> 01:08:28,200 # It's not funny, there's no fun # 866 01:08:28,201 --> 01:08:32,456 # Head being alone, no fun! # 867 01:08:32,457 --> 01:08:36,246 # Noooo Fuuuuun! # 868 01:08:36,247 --> 01:08:39,177 # No Fuuuun! # 869 01:08:39,178 --> 01:08:42,082 # No Fuuuuuuuuuuun! # 870 01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:44,974 # No Fuun! No Fuuun! # 871 01:09:25,726 --> 01:09:27,343 Our cover was blown. 872 01:09:27,945 --> 01:09:31,532 For the first time our publicity had worked against us. 873 01:09:32,484 --> 01:09:37,109 We had become the most important name after the president of the United States. 874 01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:43,547 And that night, in Winterland, in San Francisco. 875 01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:46,884 The Sex Pistols played to the whole world. 876 01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:50,839 It wasn't a rock n roll party. 877 01:09:51,696 --> 01:09:55,058 Was more like a dying horse that needed putting out of its misery. 878 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:59,492 We raised that horses head and choked the living daylights out of it. 879 01:10:33,548 --> 01:10:35,931 Ever get the feeling you're been cheated? 880 01:10:37,707 --> 01:10:39,637 Jesus, Byron! Is this it? 881 01:10:39,996 --> 01:10:41,173 This is it Malcolm. 882 01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:43,248 Hindley airfield. 883 01:10:43,745 --> 01:10:45,291 Battle of Britain station. 884 01:10:59,260 --> 01:11:01,581 - Take off in 10 minutes Malcolm. - Alright. 885 01:11:01,697 --> 01:11:05,695 LESSON 9 WHO KILLED BAMBI? 886 01:11:11,643 --> 01:11:14,690 Oi, can you stop here please, i want to see Malcolm fly away. 887 01:11:27,353 --> 01:11:30,235 Haven't seen you since our second sacking. 888 01:11:32,822 --> 01:11:34,002 Good afternoon. 889 01:11:35,361 --> 01:11:37,200 Why did the Sex Pistols break up 890 01:11:37,226 --> 01:11:39,151 on the brink of being a successful rock n roll band? 891 01:11:39,193 --> 01:11:39,766 Why? 892 01:11:40,070 --> 01:11:43,915 Because we seized our chance in San Francisco to frame our singer, 893 01:11:44,054 --> 01:11:46,597 leaving him with the contracts and us with the money. 894 01:11:46,864 --> 01:11:52,184 Johnny Rotten claims that he's been fired from the group? Is that true? 895 01:11:52,947 --> 01:11:54,892 Yes it is, but let me first explain. 896 01:11:56,268 --> 01:11:59,088 In order to gain everything, you have to sarcrifice something. 897 01:11:59,822 --> 01:12:03,322 In America, our record company was working inside our camp. 898 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:07,696 Encouraging Johnny Rotten's pretensions as some rock n roll superstar. 899 01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:10,378 We let them and they lapped it up of course. 900 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:13,320 But eventualy he started working for the other side. 901 01:12:13,801 --> 01:12:17,385 And what do you call people like that in your country, monsieur? 902 01:12:17,769 --> 01:12:18,980 Collaborators. 903 01:12:21,528 --> 01:12:25,528 - How much has been made out all this? - What? Can't hear yah. 904 01:12:26,090 --> 01:12:29,246 How much money has been made out of all this? 905 01:12:29,996 --> 01:12:36,683 So far my secretary said it was L779,000. 906 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:45,017 **************************************************************** 907 01:12:45,283 --> 01:12:51,983 I have no idea, and i don't give a shit about the Americans. 908 01:12:52,248 --> 01:12:55,850 Sure, and just how far have you gone 909 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:57,968 in planning this whole afair? 910 01:12:59,001 --> 01:13:02,558 Ever since i was 10 years old. 911 01:13:02,871 --> 01:13:07,268 Ever since Elvis Presley joined the army! 912 01:13:07,351 --> 01:13:11,063 In the minds of the Sex Pistols would you say that Punk Rock is finally dead. 913 01:13:12,938 --> 01:13:16,392 Haha, that's the most laughable question i've heard this year. 914 01:13:16,431 --> 01:13:19,869 Who killed Bambi? 915 01:13:28,797 --> 01:13:29,499 Bollocks! 916 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,767 He left the country in a light aircraft. 917 01:13:34,430 --> 01:13:36,354 The film had better be good Malcolm, 918 01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:39,268 or i give you a good fucking kicking when you get back. 919 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:47,838 # Gentle pretty thing Who only had one spring # 920 01:13:47,877 --> 01:13:51,509 # You bravely faced the world Ready for anything # 921 01:13:51,554 --> 01:13:55,264 # I'm happy that you lived For your life is mine # 922 01:13:55,309 --> 01:13:58,897 # What have I except to cry Spirit never die # 923 01:13:59,344 --> 01:14:03,234 # Birds of the air Beasts of the earth # 924 01:14:04,947 --> 01:14:09,789 # Overjoyed at Bambi's birth they gambolled in the glade # 925 01:14:10,896 --> 01:14:14,490 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 926 01:14:14,874 --> 01:14:18,576 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 927 01:14:18,773 --> 01:14:22,193 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 928 01:14:22,392 --> 01:14:24,262 # Who killed Bambi? # 929 01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:27,107 Excuse me! 930 01:14:27,765 --> 01:14:29,093 Hold up? humphrey? 931 01:14:29,201 --> 01:14:31,927 Why on earth are we going to see the Sex Pistols film. 932 01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:34,685 I let to see pogo dance, very good. 933 01:14:34,967 --> 01:14:35,863 We just look. 934 01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:38,393 You my friend, everything they want. 935 01:14:41,288 --> 01:14:44,965 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 936 01:14:45,238 --> 01:14:48,777 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 937 01:14:49,199 --> 01:14:52,667 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 938 01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:55,120 # Who killed Bambi? # 939 01:15:12,161 --> 01:15:18,581 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 940 01:15:19,661 --> 01:15:23,513 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 941 01:15:23,723 --> 01:15:27,293 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 942 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:31,239 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 943 01:15:31,341 --> 01:15:33,974 # Who killed Bambi? # 944 01:15:35,974 --> 01:15:40,059 The sinking ship of rock n roll is going to have a tough task 945 01:15:40,107 --> 01:15:44,568 recovering for the terminal body blow dealt it by the sex pistols. 946 01:15:44,817 --> 01:15:47,455 These four, unloveable spiky tops, 947 01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,502 swindle their way to the top. 948 01:15:50,173 --> 01:15:54,275 They didn't care about the music. They were purly into chaos. 949 01:15:54,579 --> 01:15:59,586 Across the globe they achieved a notority in 19 languages. 950 01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:04,041 On fleet street they sold more papers than the armistice. 951 01:16:04,681 --> 01:16:09,595 In the city voted young bussinessman of the year by the investers review. 952 01:16:09,861 --> 01:16:15,432 Yes, 1977 and the four sex pistols had never had it so good. 953 01:16:15,486 --> 01:16:20,619 All this, a number 1 album, four hit singeles; but then. 954 01:16:21,346 --> 01:16:24,916 Sid Vicious - hospitalized. Johnny Rotten - fired. 955 01:16:24,994 --> 01:16:27,166 Punk Rock became a new wave 956 01:16:27,345 --> 01:16:31,447 for Paul Cook and Steve Jones, it had to be Brasil. 957 01:16:50,133 --> 01:16:54,403 Europe's more wanted man the great train robber Ronnie Biggs! 958 01:17:00,638 --> 01:17:01,424 Jesus! 959 01:17:04,099 --> 01:17:05,678 See that, it's me! 960 01:17:12,530 --> 01:17:14,999 Gee i'd really fancy a Sex Pistol. 961 01:17:16,663 --> 01:17:17,797 Halo, who is it? 962 01:17:17,837 --> 01:17:19,680 Weve come to see. Open up. 963 01:17:20,126 --> 01:17:22,376 Ere, who is this an army ariving? 964 01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:25,689 Hold on. 965 01:17:26,423 --> 01:17:27,852 - Hello. - Hi. 966 01:17:29,408 --> 01:17:33,347 - You're the Sex Pistols are ya? - There you are. 967 01:17:33,463 --> 01:17:35,474 You don't look anything like Johnny Rotten. 968 01:17:35,537 --> 01:17:36,605 Don't fucking want to! 969 01:17:37,314 --> 01:17:40,431 You know, if you didn't swear like that you could be another Spencer Tracy. 970 01:17:40,574 --> 01:17:43,136 I supose you want to ask the famous question, where's all the money? 971 01:17:43,252 --> 01:17:44,988 - Where is it? - Where is it all? 972 01:17:45,175 --> 01:17:46,622 I done it down the boozer, didn't i? 973 01:17:48,494 --> 01:17:51,034 How much did you get away with then, all together? 974 01:17:51,181 --> 01:17:52,728 Two and a half million. 975 01:17:54,885 --> 01:17:58,010 Were on our way were on our way... 976 01:17:58,724 --> 01:18:00,091 We'll soon be up with ya. 977 01:18:01,809 --> 01:18:02,715 How much have you made? 978 01:18:02,777 --> 01:18:04,324 Well weve got ***, you didnt get any 979 01:18:04,548 --> 01:18:06,430 - Crime is strickly for mugs. - Yes. 980 01:18:06,473 --> 01:18:08,646 Get in to the pop word, thats the thing to do. 981 01:18:09,415 --> 01:18:11,524 Don't go round nicking bike and things like that, 982 01:18:11,550 --> 01:18:12,980 get yourself a guitar the honest way. 983 01:18:13,017 --> 01:18:14,306 Legaly, or whatever. 984 01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:17,618 This one looks so fit now, she looks like a cat burglar or something. 985 01:18:17,806 --> 01:18:21,579 - I dont believe that - Oh no no no! 986 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:25,855 - Nobody believe it until they see me. - What ** the cambridge rapist. 987 01:18:39,413 --> 01:18:42,860 A Cheap holiday in other peoples misery! 988 01:18:47,452 --> 01:18:50,748 # I don't wanna holiday in the sun # 989 01:18:50,749 --> 01:18:53,869 # I wanna go to new Belsen # 990 01:18:53,870 --> 01:18:57,029 # I wanna see some history # 991 01:18:57,030 --> 01:19:00,364 # 'Cause now I got a reasonable economy # 992 01:19:00,365 --> 01:19:03,614 # Now I got a reason, now I got a reason # 993 01:19:03,615 --> 01:19:06,845 # Now I got a reason and I'm still waiting # 994 01:19:06,846 --> 01:19:08,269 # Now I got reason # 995 01:19:08,270 --> 01:19:12,012 # Now I got reason to be waiting # 996 01:19:12,047 --> 01:19:14,720 # The Berlin Wall # 997 01:19:22,309 --> 01:19:24,527 Halo, Sex Pistols? 998 01:19:24,598 --> 01:19:27,207 - Yeah. - Who is working Fuhrer now? 999 01:19:27,232 --> 01:19:28,747 I dont know, dont ask me. 1000 01:19:28,841 --> 01:19:32,739 I , Martin Bormann, wish to be this man. 1001 01:19:33,514 --> 01:19:35,248 This is diabolical. 1002 01:19:35,274 --> 01:19:37,539 Come back Jess Conrad, all is forgiven 1003 01:19:39,212 --> 01:19:41,063 Makes me look like Lawrence Olivier, this lot. 1004 01:19:41,554 --> 01:19:43,045 Come on, Come on Mary, mari, Maria. 1005 01:19:45,351 --> 01:19:47,414 I'm not having you watching this rubbish. 1006 01:19:47,539 --> 01:19:49,578 - Just sit down. - Sit down! 1007 01:19:49,632 --> 01:19:52,124 Come on! Come on Mary, this ... 1008 01:19:52,892 --> 01:19:54,050 thanks i've eaten already! 1009 01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:23,196 See that, i wernt just a sex pistol, i was the one who started it. 1010 01:20:25,836 --> 01:20:27,454 Come down here, i'll tell ya what it was all about. 1011 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:35,380 Le importa pedir permiso ! 1012 01:20:48,806 --> 01:20:50,901 - Toma una hamburguesa, yo invito. 1013 01:20:52,161 --> 01:20:53,802 How did you have so much success? 1014 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:55,442 We used to nick all our gear in the beginning. 1015 01:20:55,465 --> 01:20:57,678 We didnt have, we didnt have enough money to pay for it 1016 01:20:57,700 --> 01:21:00,725 so we used to nick it off people like David Bowie. 1017 01:21:02,097 --> 01:21:03,927 How did, how did you manage to... 1018 01:21:03,953 --> 01:21:07,012 would you like to, sort of, give me some information exactly how you used to steal, 1019 01:21:07,232 --> 01:21:09,747 id very very interested as a professional 1020 01:21:09,772 --> 01:21:12,357 What was your first job as a crook? 1021 01:21:12,897 --> 01:21:15,311 As a crook? Woolworths. 1022 01:21:15,428 --> 01:21:16,123 Woolworths? 1023 01:21:16,209 --> 01:21:19,147 - What did you do in Woolworths? - Pens and pencils. 1024 01:21:19,436 --> 01:21:21,647 - Pens and pencils? - No rubbers? 1025 01:21:22,124 --> 01:21:24,398 Okay, don't use rubbers presumably? 1026 01:21:25,044 --> 01:21:26,966 How much bread did you get from EMI? 1027 01:21:28,107 --> 01:21:32,857 Bout, £55,000 publishing fee. 1028 01:21:33,153 --> 01:21:36,489 Get together and start composing some music 1029 01:21:36,514 --> 01:21:40,506 If i wrote the words for example, would you possibly write the music? 1030 01:21:40,899 --> 01:21:41,701 Yeah easy. 1031 01:21:54,205 --> 01:21:59,414 # God save the sex pistols they're a bunch of wholesome blokes # 1032 01:22:00,341 --> 01:22:06,605 # They just like wearing filthy clothes and swapping filthy jokes # 1033 01:22:06,769 --> 01:22:12,689 # God save television keep the programms pure # 1034 01:22:12,862 --> 01:22:19,128 # God save William Grundy from falling in manure # 1035 01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:24,405 # Ronnie Biggs was doing time until he done a bunk # 1036 01:22:25,449 --> 01:22:30,839 # Now he says he's seen the light and he sold his soul to punk # 1037 01:22:31,786 --> 01:22:37,024 # God save Martin Boorman and nazis on the run # 1038 01:22:38,076 --> 01:22:44,209 # They wasn't being wicked God that was their idea of fun # 1039 01:22:44,450 --> 01:22:50,178 # God save Myra Hindley God save Ian Brady # 1040 01:22:50,618 --> 01:22:56,803 # Even though he's horrible and she ain't what you call a lady # 1041 01:22:56,987 --> 01:23:02,441 # Ronnie Biggs was doing time until he done a bunk # 1042 01:23:03,334 --> 01:23:08,597 # Now he says he's seen the light and he sold his soul to punk # 1043 01:23:22,467 --> 01:23:26,568 I'm Martin Bormann, ******************************* 1044 01:23:27,014 --> 01:23:27,665 ... Hasta que no dejo rastro. 1045 01:23:28,736 --> 01:23:32,010 Ahora dice que vio la luz ... 1046 01:23:33,467 --> 01:23:33,913 Oi! 1047 01:23:34,132 --> 01:23:40,428 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 1048 01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:45,358 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 1049 01:23:45,865 --> 01:23:49,312 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 1050 01:23:49,546 --> 01:23:53,134 # Who killed Bambi? Who killed Bambi? # 1051 01:23:53,399 --> 01:23:55,782 # Who killed Bambi? # 1052 01:23:56,642 --> 01:24:03,470 # Who killed Bambi? # 1053 01:24:04,446 --> 01:24:07,462 # Who killed Bambi? # 1054 01:24:08,985 --> 01:24:13,001 Oh shut up tadpole, you'll give yourself a kanipshin. 1055 01:24:13,181 --> 01:24:17,561 I say, guess what? We got one of them Sex Pistols in there. 1056 01:24:18,001 --> 01:24:19,118 What in there? 1057 01:24:19,144 --> 01:24:21,976 Yeah, the one that plays the detective in the film. 1058 01:24:22,169 --> 01:24:24,317 I thought they were in Brasil. 1059 01:24:24,343 --> 01:24:26,147 Well he's in here now. 1060 01:24:26,389 --> 01:24:30,209 kicking up the most gosh awful fuss, i had to tell him. 1061 01:24:31,303 --> 01:24:33,280 Well i'll have a word with him when ge gets out, alright? 1062 01:24:33,306 --> 01:24:33,976 Alright. 1063 01:24:34,373 --> 01:24:37,326 - Le vas a tener que poner los puntos, espero que lo reconozca. 1064 01:24:46,679 --> 01:24:50,859 - Steven, steven i found it. - Allright well let's fucking hear it then. 1065 01:24:50,929 --> 01:24:55,398 - Here. - Oh that's alright lets have that then. 1066 01:24:55,490 --> 01:25:01,393 - Yeah, schnell, schnell ***********. For a solution we have to go up the *** 1067 01:25:01,554 --> 01:25:03,663 For Belsen was a gaser. 1068 01:25:15,721 --> 01:25:18,651 # Belsen was a gas I heard the other day # 1069 01:25:18,909 --> 01:25:21,464 # In the open graves where the Jews all lay # 1070 01:25:21,964 --> 01:25:24,659 # Life is fun and I wish you were here # 1071 01:25:24,815 --> 01:25:27,784 # They wrote on postcards to those oh dear # 1072 01:25:28,033 --> 01:25:32,455 # Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! # 1073 01:25:34,393 --> 01:25:38,518 # Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! # 1074 01:25:40,203 --> 01:25:46,102 # Dentist search their teeth for gold # Frisk the Jews for bank notes rolled 1075 01:25:46,311 --> 01:25:52,152 # When they found out what they got Line them up and shoot the lot # 1076 01:25:52,524 --> 01:25:57,102 # Kill a man, be a man, kill a man... # 1077 01:25:58,807 --> 01:26:03,271 # Kill a man, be a man, kill a man... # 1078 01:26:30,261 --> 01:26:31,575 ******************************************** 1079 01:26:31,709 --> 01:26:36,097 # Wonder what the Jews would say If I told them where Boorman was today # 1080 01:26:36,140 --> 01:26:42,039 # Would they start a vendetta You'd better ask Ernie Ledbetter # 1081 01:26:42,401 --> 01:26:46,823 # Ledbetter, Ledbetter, Ledbetter... # 1082 01:26:48,605 --> 01:26:53,048 # Ledbetter, Ledbetter, Ledbetter... # 1083 01:26:54,777 --> 01:27:00,445 ******************************************* 1084 01:27:01,177 --> 01:27:05,519 ******************************************* 1085 01:27:06,270 --> 01:27:06,950 Heil! 1086 01:27:09,667 --> 01:27:12,805 ON SALE IN THE FOYER NOW 1087 01:27:12,826 --> 01:27:16,334 If you like their pop music, you love their pop-corn. 1088 01:27:16,428 --> 01:27:17,702 It's pure punk. 1089 01:27:17,771 --> 01:27:19,608 Remember, how Johnny got his name? 1090 01:27:19,946 --> 01:27:22,811 Prise out your fillings on a chewy rotten bar. 1091 01:27:23,077 --> 01:27:26,592 Thirsty for a change? Quench it with Anarkee-ora. 1092 01:27:26,833 --> 01:27:29,163 Feeling uptight, violent or tense? 1093 01:27:29,189 --> 01:27:31,950 Why not take it out on a sizzling vicious burger? 1094 01:27:31,983 --> 01:27:34,873 The gristle bowl that gives as good as it gets. 1095 01:29:10,167 --> 01:29:11,629 Oh! Sidney Vicious! 1096 01:29:26,997 --> 01:29:31,723 *************************************************************************** 1097 01:29:48,946 --> 01:29:54,824 What? What? What you want? You want some of that? 1098 01:30:25,175 --> 01:30:27,933 - Sid Vicious, es un hombre maravilloso. 1099 01:30:34,194 --> 01:30:36,311 What a wonderful fool, never have i met one like him. 1100 01:30:54,046 --> 01:30:56,804 Hey Steve, how did you get thrown off A&M? 1101 01:30:57,890 --> 01:31:00,530 Was it for beating up Bob Harris? Did Sid do that? 1102 01:31:03,257 --> 01:31:05,046 I raped one of the birds down their offices. 1103 01:31:15,213 --> 01:31:18,323 - Sex Pistol! - You fucking want you cunt? 1104 01:31:18,510 --> 01:31:21,806 Pack it in you two, you're annoying our clientele. 1105 01:31:24,547 --> 01:31:27,385 Oi, Tadpole. Wake up! 1106 01:31:27,658 --> 01:31:32,127 You'll have to go in theredear, it's getting a bit much, i can't cope. 1107 01:31:32,702 --> 01:31:34,640 Sid Vicious now waiting trial for murder, 1108 01:31:34,666 --> 01:31:37,705 we talk to him and examine the system that has perhaps destroyed him. 1109 01:31:38,211 --> 01:31:40,860 Here, it's Sid Vicious has been arrested. 1110 01:31:40,906 --> 01:31:43,383 And not before time, you coming? 1111 01:31:43,672 --> 01:31:47,478 Ladies and gentlemen, i have the honor to present to you, 1112 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:49,368 for the first time in France, 1113 01:31:49,695 --> 01:31:50,860 Sid Vicious. 1114 01:32:08,513 --> 01:32:10,513 I can't believe it's my Sid, up there. 1115 01:32:12,465 --> 01:32:17,546 # And now, the end is near # 1116 01:32:17,577 --> 01:32:23,147 # And so I face the final curtain # 1117 01:32:23,928 --> 01:32:28,858 # You cunt, I'm not a queer # 1118 01:32:29,163 --> 01:32:34,647 # I'll state my case of which I'm certain # 1119 01:32:35,561 --> 01:32:40,483 # I've lived a life that's full # 1120 01:32:40,694 --> 01:32:47,288 # And each and every highway # 1121 01:32:47,319 --> 01:32:52,053 # And that, much more than this # 1122 01:32:52,382 --> 01:32:57,452 # I did it my way # 1123 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:08,376 # Regrets I've had a few # 1124 01:33:09,071 --> 01:33:14,743 # But then again, too few to mention # 1125 01:33:15,205 --> 01:33:19,338 # I did what I had to do # 1126 01:33:20,049 --> 01:33:25,346 # I saw it through without exemption # 1127 01:33:26,291 --> 01:33:30,213 # I've planned each charted course # 1128 01:33:30,784 --> 01:33:36,049 # Each careful step along the highway # 1129 01:33:36,947 --> 01:33:40,915 # And more, much more than this # 1130 01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:46,396 # I did it my way # 1131 01:33:47,466 --> 01:33:49,294 # There were times, # 1132 01:33:49,794 --> 01:33:51,763 # I'm sure you knew # 1133 01:33:52,434 --> 01:33:54,160 # When there was fuck, fuck # 1134 01:33:54,685 --> 01:33:57,458 # Fuck all else to do # 1135 01:33:58,138 --> 01:33:59,786 # But through it all, # 1136 01:34:00,613 --> 01:34:02,512 # When there was doubt # 1137 01:34:03,138 --> 01:34:05,075 # I shot it up # 1138 01:34:05,888 --> 01:34:07,927 # or kicked it out # 1139 01:34:08,536 --> 01:34:10,442 # I faced 'em all and the world # 1140 01:34:13,974 --> 01:34:18,814 # And did it my way # 1141 01:34:21,182 --> 01:34:24,342 # I've loved and been a snide # 1142 01:34:24,655 --> 01:34:29,819 # I've had my fill, my share of losing # 1143 01:34:30,685 --> 01:34:34,905 # And now the tears subside # 1144 01:34:35,296 --> 01:34:40,382 # I find it all so amusing # 1145 01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:45,202 # To think, I killed a cat # 1146 01:34:45,811 --> 01:34:50,788 # And might I say not in the die way # 1147 01:34:51,413 --> 01:34:55,702 # Oh no, oh no, not me # 1148 01:34:56,085 --> 01:35:01,139 # I did it my way # 1149 01:35:01,162 --> 01:35:04,155 # For what is a brat, # 1150 01:35:04,195 --> 01:35:06,163 # What has he got # 1151 01:35:06,748 --> 01:35:11,513 # When he wears hats and he cannot # 1152 01:35:12,441 --> 01:35:16,878 # Say the things he truly feels # 1153 01:35:17,481 --> 01:35:19,770 # But only the words # 1154 01:35:20,386 --> 01:35:22,504 # Of one who kneels # 1155 01:35:22,904 --> 01:35:24,989 # The record shows, # 1156 01:35:25,473 --> 01:35:27,395 # I've stuffed a bloke # 1157 01:35:28,387 --> 01:35:34,043 # And did it my way # 1158 01:36:13,431 --> 01:36:17,197 *********************************** 1159 01:36:18,486 --> 01:36:22,884 # It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, you should've seen us # 1160 01:36:22,939 --> 01:36:26,712 # The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast was a mammoth penis. # 1161 01:36:26,751 --> 01:36:30,719 # The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger # 1162 01:36:30,773 --> 01:36:34,655 # He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another # 1163 01:36:34,718 --> 01:36:38,265 # Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' # 1164 01:36:38,367 --> 01:36:42,421 # Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do # 1165 01:36:43,855 --> 01:36:47,449 # The captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon # 1166 01:36:47,505 --> 01:36:51,271 # Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play On his fucking organ # 1167 01:36:51,333 --> 01:36:55,223 # The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper. 1168 01:36:55,254 --> 01:36:59,191 # He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor # 1169 01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:02,948 # Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' # 1170 01:37:02,980 --> 01:37:06,573 # Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do # 1171 01:37:06,784 --> 01:37:10,705 ****************************************** 1172 01:37:19,463 --> 01:37:22,831 # The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy # 1173 01:37:22,885 --> 01:37:26,642 # Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy # 1174 01:37:26,689 --> 01:37:30,407 # The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fucking nipper # 1175 01:37:30,454 --> 01:37:34,350 # He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper # 1176 01:37:34,414 --> 01:37:37,874 # Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' # 1177 01:37:37,937 --> 01:37:41,414 # Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do # 1178 01:37:56,337 --> 01:37:59,916 # Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' # 1179 01:37:59,970 --> 01:38:03,439 # Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do # 1180 01:38:05,988 --> 01:38:09,980 # The Captain's wife was Mabel To fuck she was not able # 1181 01:38:10,019 --> 01:38:13,550 # So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table # 1182 01:38:13,581 --> 01:38:17,229 # The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water # 1183 01:38:17,307 --> 01:38:21,088 # Delighted squeals revealed that eels Had found 'er sexual quarters # 1184 01:38:21,150 --> 01:38:24,884 # Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' # 1185 01:38:24,970 --> 01:38:28,760 # Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do # 1186 01:39:27,113 --> 01:39:29,966 VICIOUS FACES MURDER COURT 1187 01:39:31,873 --> 01:39:33,809 VICIOUS HELD FOR MURDER 1188 01:39:33,970 --> 01:39:41,959 DRUGS KILL PUNK STAR SID VICIOUS 1189 01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:55,960 SID VICIOUS DEAD