1 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:18,251 Hello, my name is Ronni Olsen, I'm from the Death-worshipping band De Skrigende Halse, 2 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:23,832 I'd like to hear if it is possible, to borrow 15.000 kr. for recording an album? 3 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:34,590 No damn luck because you didn't tell, that we're called Frank & De Skrigende Halse! 4 00:00:35,306 --> 00:00:37,355 Because you're such a fucking jerk off, Ronni! 5 00:01:22,387 --> 00:01:25,613 Stop! Stop! STOP! 6 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:42,044 Ronni, why don't you play what we agreed on? 7 00:01:42,045 --> 00:01:48,948 Yeah Ronni, It's not okay that we practice several hours each day, and then you show up not able to play your shit straight! 8 00:01:49,696 --> 00:01:56,833 But...but...but it's because lately I've been feeling like shit with diarrhoea and all, Frank...Anders? 9 00:01:58,693 --> 00:02:05,071 Ronni, you have to understand! If it were not for me, you're playing had been nothing but shit! 10 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:10,589 I've you have any desires to be on a future album, then get your act together! 11 00:02:10,590 --> 00:02:14,174 And enough with all that taking a dump! Or else we're gonna kick you out! 12 00:02:15,025 --> 00:02:20,729 But..but..but when we formed De Skrigende Halse, it was all about not pointing one out more than the others, 13 00:02:20,730 --> 00:02:24,809 - We did it for the entire band! - Just shut the fuck up, man! 14 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:32,396 Ehh...I have to throw up... 15 00:02:42,047 --> 00:02:45,153 You're such a fucking asshole, Ronni! 16 00:03:01,372 --> 00:03:03,500 I'd like some of... 17 00:03:04,447 --> 00:03:06,267 ...some of the strongest! 18 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:17,749 Ronni, Jim Morrison died in 1971. Sid Vicious died in 1979. 19 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:22,219 And Eik Skaløe from 'Steppeulvene' died in 1968. 20 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:25,898 When they found his skeleton in India, there was also a note: 21 00:03:26,622 --> 00:03:29,300 This is a suicide... 22 00:03:29,445 --> 00:03:35,005 There is no one to blame, but the devil inside of me. 23 00:03:36,274 --> 00:03:38,761 That's pretty solid! - Totally solid! 24 00:03:38,762 --> 00:03:41,883 You might think he was just another old hippie, 25 00:03:42,193 --> 00:03:46,378 But you know what? At the bottom, his spirit was totally black! 26 00:03:47,002 --> 00:03:51,047 Well I don't know what to think about such old hippies. 27 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,622 Well, well, the Ronni-boy! 28 00:04:01,623 --> 00:04:05,965 De Skrigende Halse still get's the musicians discount? Or maybe you finally stopped playing? 29 00:04:06,373 --> 00:04:10,442 Hello, Djarnis. I thought you were dead! 30 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,669 No, I'm not dead! 31 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:17,040 I'm just suffering from that damn incurable disease, called 'way too nice'! 32 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:20,666 So, my doctor said: 'Djarnis, you're way too nice, you better stop' 33 00:04:20,936 --> 00:04:25,079 That's why Djarnis Records stopped releasing. I was too nice, Ronni-boy! 34 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:31,007 Now, thinking about it, Don't you guys still owe me 1.000 kr. for the tape, I released? 35 00:04:31,503 --> 00:04:34,610 Ehh..I'm pretty sure you already got them 36 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:40,088 Ronni-boy, Ronni-boy! If! and I said if!... 37 00:04:40,089 --> 00:04:45,009 ...If I'm gonna start releasing again, then 1.000 kr. is a bitch to worry about, isn't it? 38 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:47,850 Excuse me Djarnis, but speaking of people, who owe money?... 39 00:04:47,851 --> 00:04:52,000 You just shut your face, asshole! And you get that money ready by tonight! 40 00:04:57,485 --> 00:05:01,642 - If it's you Ronni, just fuck off! - Please Anita, just give me five minutes! 41 00:05:01,643 --> 00:05:04,821 I'll promise I'll be good. 42 00:05:13,159 --> 00:05:19,000 Hi sweetie! Ronni, you know I'm not your sweetie anymore! 43 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:24,351 Ehh..well...I was wondering, can I borrow 1.000 kr. from you? 44 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:31,906 Well, sure! Of course, Ronni! Why don't you also take my clothes and records, 45 00:05:31,907 --> 00:05:34,700 ...and put me in chains, so I won't be able to write my poems, huh!? 46 00:05:35,028 --> 00:05:39,900 I also wanted to ask you, if you're coming to our show at the Razor? 47 00:05:46,884 --> 00:05:51,814 Ronni, I need that money back again. 48 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,087 How about we soon call of the break between us? 49 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:15,962 You can start by returning that money, right? 50 00:06:26,591 --> 00:06:29,426 Hello, boys! Hello, Djarnis-boy! 51 00:06:29,427 --> 00:06:32,064 Ronni still hasn't showed up yet. 52 00:06:32,701 --> 00:06:40,397 Frank-boy! We can't have you going around calling me Djarnis-boy! Can we? 53 00:06:40,398 --> 00:06:43,192 No, no, of course not! 54 00:06:45,591 --> 00:06:50,382 Ohh yeah, by the way! Wasn't there a small issue about you owing me some money? 55 00:06:50,383 --> 00:06:58,289 It's Ronni, who owes... You're too late, fucker! 56 00:07:22,348 --> 00:07:24,319 Boys, you know what? 57 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,433 I know your demotape didn't sell a copy 58 00:07:27,434 --> 00:07:32,124 - But if you're playing a smashing show next friday, then Djarnis-boy will release an album with you! 59 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:33,122 How about that? 60 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:38,191 I actually think we can make some cult buzz around you! 61 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,614 Yeah, I think we can find some time for that. 62 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:43,980 There is one thing you have to know about me... 63 00:07:43,981 --> 00:07:50,057 ...I'm totally crazy about that kind of electric guitar riffs, that goes like.... 64 00:07:52,634 --> 00:07:55,604 Ronni, if you can come up with something like that, then you're the champ! 65 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:58,826 Yes...of course. I'll do it, Djarnis-boy! 66 00:07:59,836 --> 00:08:03,655 - The problem is that I've been having some stomach issues lately - 67 00:08:03,656 --> 00:08:06,074 - and it shows in my fingers... 68 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:11,675 Ronni-boy, Ronni-boy! 69 00:08:12,813 --> 00:08:15,501 Like I already told Franky-boy, 70 00:08:15,502 --> 00:08:21,078 This record deal is totally depending on, that you call me Djarnis - 71 00:08:22,456 --> 00:08:26,739 - Not Djarnis-boy! Do you understand? 72 00:08:27,234 --> 00:08:28,661 And here's a peace of advice! 73 00:08:28,662 --> 00:08:32,461 Don't let it stop you, that you're feeling sick. You just have to play that... 74 00:08:35,826 --> 00:08:38,351 Yeah, sure! 75 00:08:48,316 --> 00:08:51,808 Well, it has to be dark, right? Completely dark. 76 00:08:51,809 --> 00:08:57,221 - and you only see my glowing, small eyes! - What about Anders, then? 77 00:08:57,222 --> 00:09:00,193 - And...ehhh..his too! But more focus on mine, right? 78 00:09:00,755 --> 00:09:06,028 And we'll be standing, screaming at the sky! Right, Anders? 79 00:09:06,309 --> 00:09:08,755 - And we have to look totally desperate! 80 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,495 - And then it reads: De Skrigende Halse 81 00:09:11,496 --> 00:09:13,293 In blooddripping letters! 82 00:09:13,294 --> 00:09:15,996 It has to look totalitarian, right? I mean... 83 00:09:16,528 --> 00:09:19,026 It's 1984, man! 84 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,587 - Ehhh? Yeah, you now, 1984, right? 85 00:09:23,198 --> 00:09:25,865 Frank, what about my eyes then? 86 00:09:26,787 --> 00:09:29,697 Why don't you just get back there behind the trash can, Ronni. 87 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,107 Hey, Ronni! Please stand still! 88 00:09:32,108 --> 00:09:35,829 But I just don't understand why I have to be in the middle of this puddle? 89 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:39,321 Because it gives the effect of depth in the picture, you fool! 90 00:09:39,322 --> 00:09:41,674 But I'll get so damn sick from it! 91 00:09:44,225 --> 00:09:47,062 Stop! 92 00:09:56,701 --> 00:09:59,163 For fuck sake, listen to me, Ronni! 93 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,965 What happened to the..... 94 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:07,818 And not the..... 95 00:10:07,819 --> 00:10:10,941 Tell me, are you fucking deaf, Ronni? 96 00:10:12,442 --> 00:10:16,023 Well, The expression counts for something too, right? 97 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:20,805 Don't you fucking get it? That psycho only work with us if you play... 98 00:10:25,536 --> 00:10:28,461 But why is it always me, who have to play the difficult stuff? 99 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:32,707 Fuck, I'm the one who works my ass off in this band, If you wanna get into that now! 100 00:10:33,157 --> 00:10:36,106 Why can't you just go play.... 101 00:10:36,107 --> 00:10:39,280 Just like what we agreed on! - Yes, I'll try do my best. 102 00:10:39,281 --> 00:10:41,686 It's all because you're afraid of doing heroin, Ronni! 103 00:10:42,148 --> 00:10:43,791 I do it! Anders does it! 104 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:47,313 Do you realize, that I wrote these lyrics, while on heroin?? 105 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,216 But as usual, you're just going to take a crap, aren't you, Ronni? 106 00:10:50,847 --> 00:10:53,022 How about I promise to practice more? 107 00:10:53,023 --> 00:10:58,585 That's not enough, Ronni! - No, no, no...I'll guarantee it then. 108 00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:18,720 The opening hours are over for today! 109 00:11:21,674 --> 00:11:27,117 Ronni, why can't you ever learn to make an appointment, like everyone else? 110 00:11:27,493 --> 00:11:30,008 I'll just ask for five minutes, dr. Kronborg! 111 00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:36,909 Well, allright. But then only five minutes! 112 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:42,639 Okay, have a look at this! I can't play when I got shakes like that! 113 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,542 - And tonight I have to play an extremely important concert! 114 00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:50,588 So I was thinking... Maybe I can get some sedatives? 115 00:11:51,108 --> 00:11:57,019 Ohh, Ronni! I don't like giving you pills! You're way too young for that! 116 00:11:57,690 --> 00:12:01,043 So you just think I should keep shaking, and make an ass of myself? 117 00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:02,943 Well, thanks a lot! 118 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,515 There goes that record-deal! Not that you care! 119 00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:12,472 It's because you keep pestering me! I don't like when people keep pestering. 120 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:19,665 - What is your social security number? - 211262-0579. 121 00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:22,927 You're such a competent doctor, dr. Kronborg! 122 00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:28,080 You also sort of understand all the troubles, that we guitarists have. 123 00:12:29,877 --> 00:12:32,865 - and also because you're so youthful! 124 00:12:39,486 --> 00:12:48,702 Now, I made that prescription for you. But there is still few minutes left of your appointment. 125 00:12:49,579 --> 00:12:55,858 So, I think I'd like to have a look at how the scar on your phimosis has healed? 126 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,818 - Please unzip your pants! 127 00:13:00,358 --> 00:13:02,752 - But that was more than 15 years ago, dr. Kronborg! 128 00:13:02,753 --> 00:13:07,627 Well, then I'd say it's about time we have a look at it! 129 00:13:15,414 --> 00:13:19,712 Ahhhh, well it looks perfectly fine! 130 00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:26,032 You can zip 'em again! 131 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:39,728 You'll get the pills this time, Ronni! But you have to promise me never to ask for it again! 132 00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:40,810 Do you understand? 133 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,679 Really awesome, dr. Kronborg! 134 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:08,944 Hey, Ronni! The smoke has already started! 135 00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:13,583 We have to go on stage two minutes ago! 136 00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:19,846 I got blood in the toilet! Have you ever pooped blood? 137 00:14:21,019 --> 00:14:23,814 What the hell! Is he still taking a crap? 138 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,447 What the??? 139 00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:35,961 What's that? Since when has that stupid dog started taking tranquillizers!? 140 00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:38,245 Frank, those are my pills! 141 00:14:40,058 --> 00:14:45,367 If you're not out of that dump before the count of three, then I'll eat your fucking pills! 142 00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:49,069 One...Two..Three! 143 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:58,859 Anders, It's no good looking like a pretty boy, when we get on stage, right? 144 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:02,146 Suck in your cheeks! And look like bad news, okay? 145 00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:17,547 Depression! 146 00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:26,046 Let's go, Ronni! 147 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:25,628 Ronni! Hey Ronni! Get up, Ronni! 148 00:17:26,094 --> 00:17:28,291 Help him! The man is sick! 149 00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:33,386 Yeah, Ronni is sick! He is sick in the head! 150 00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:39,927 Now I'd like to play a song for you, a song I wrote on acid, man! 151 00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:13,971 Open up, Ronni! For fuck sake, open up! 152 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,976 So, you freakin' managed to ruin this too, Ronni! 153 00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:42,598 You know what you are? You're nothing but a shitty dog! 154 00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:49,206 Don't you think it's about time, that you search for a job in a kindergarten, huh? 155 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:55,276 - Instead of fooling around and ruin it for everyone else, huh? 156 00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:58,235 What the fuck is this act your pulling, man? 157 00:19:01,446 --> 00:19:04,762 Wake up! I told you to wake up! 158 00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:10,320 You know what you are, Ronni? You're a god damn parasite! 159 00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:19,937 Snap out of it! 160 00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:24,641 Tell me, what the fuck is going on? 161 00:19:26,218 --> 00:19:28,990 Is that a way to treat a man, who is deadly sick? Ahhh, come on! 162 00:19:28,991 --> 00:19:33,409 Honestly, Frank, would you think it was very nice, if it was Ronni who kicked you, huh? 163 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:36,561 Come on, Anders, man! You damn well know Ronni too! 164 00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:41,705 Frank, you know what? You better get your shit together! 165 00:19:47,181 --> 00:19:49,888 Does it hurt? 166 00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:53,491 Are you seriously ill? 167 00:20:02,389 --> 00:20:06,407 Djarnis-boy, I'm going to die! 168 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,732 There now, Ronni-boy! 169 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:19,383 There now! Ronni-Boy 170 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:22,077 I know it's a tough one... 171 00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:26,297 I've seen a lot of dying people! A lot! 172 00:20:26,831 --> 00:20:31,463 The first shock is the biggest! But you'll get used to it! 173 00:20:34,853 --> 00:20:40,951 But you know what? You know what Djarnis will do? 174 00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:53,856 He will release a god damn farewell mini live-album for you, Ronni-boy! 175 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,485 How about that? 176 00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:02,105 The Testament! That's gonna be the name! It's gonna be a huge succes, man! 177 00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:08,271 We'll sign the contrat tomorrow. When you feel better. 178 00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:31,514 I'm so fucking sorry, Ronni. I didn't know you were dying. 179 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,951 Nevermind, Frank. 180 00:21:49,571 --> 00:21:53,627 You got the money? How much on you? 181 00:21:55,363 --> 00:21:59,675 Well, I turned sick, so I wasn't able to get them. 182 00:22:02,532 --> 00:22:04,614 On the other hand, I secured a record deal for De Skrigende! 183 00:22:05,015 --> 00:22:08,445 Ronni, if you're sick, I actually think you should rather stay in bed, 184 00:22:08,446 --> 00:22:10,818 - Instead of running around and disturbing me during night. 185 00:22:11,402 --> 00:22:14,046 And I need the money real soon! 186 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,565 Didn't you hear me? We're gonna release a record! 187 00:22:18,566 --> 00:22:22,046 Well, I can turn it around and ask, why don't you ever show interest in my poetry? 188 00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:26,146 My poetry is just as much me, as I am myself, right? 189 00:22:26,591 --> 00:22:28,547 Yes, of course. 190 00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:32,869 Can't we soon get back together again? 191 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,778 Well, Ronni, listen to me... 192 00:22:41,303 --> 00:22:44,469 I don't think we should be together anymore. 193 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:51,249 I'll be moving to Berlin, you know, for writing. 194 00:22:56,828 --> 00:23:02,192 Are you gonna tell me, that you've found a German stud? 195 00:23:02,193 --> 00:23:05,355 You have to realize, that the world is much more, 196 00:23:05,356 --> 00:23:07,699 - Than just Copenhagen and De Skrigende Halse. 197 00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:10,542 The Berlin Wall, Ronni! 198 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,614 Yeah, what about it? 199 00:23:13,615 --> 00:23:17,875 The Berlin Wall is a symbol of the fall of the decadent western imperialism! 200 00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:19,781 Berlin is where the matter flows! 201 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:24,244 - And the hookers and the poor are lying and dying, while the Wall remains. 202 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,609 You know what? 203 00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:30,345 I'll bet the Wall is still there when the two of us are dead. 204 00:23:30,688 --> 00:23:33,171 But all you care about is some German stud! 205 00:23:33,172 --> 00:23:36,166 You know what? You're so crude! 206 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:38,336 I hope you get well soon! 207 00:23:47,743 --> 00:23:49,217 Don't be afraid, Ronni 208 00:23:49,284 --> 00:23:52,779 You'll probably just end up in hell, together with Eik, Jim, Sid, - 209 00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,669 - And Ian from Joy Division. 210 00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:57,338 You should not joke about death that way, Iggy! 211 00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:03,966 Hello Boys! Ronni-Boy! 212 00:24:06,534 --> 00:24:09,888 I've been wondering. Since you're about to die, right?, 213 00:24:09,889 --> 00:24:13,133 - I had this one made for you! 214 00:24:13,561 --> 00:24:16,850 I have noticed lately, that you've been a bit limp. 215 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:21,002 Wow, thank you, Djarnis! 216 00:24:21,237 --> 00:24:24,253 Yeah, Ronni! You deserve it! 217 00:24:24,443 --> 00:24:26,073 And on top of that... 218 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:30,881 - I think we should arrange with Iggy, that you'll be getting a double discount, 219 00:24:30,882 --> 00:24:34,398 - So you don't have to pay for any of your drinks in the future, huh? 220 00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:36,961 Cheers! 221 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,758 You're all aware, that the concert is on friday, right? 222 00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:47,700 Ehhh...sure... 223 00:24:47,701 --> 00:24:52,495 This friday? But then we only got six days!?! 224 00:24:54,477 --> 00:24:57,205 There was an empty spot at the Razor! Then you gotta move fast! 225 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,492 - While your still fit enough to play. 226 00:25:00,343 --> 00:25:02,572 But let's quit talking about all the negative stuff! 227 00:25:02,573 --> 00:25:05,864 Take a look! The contract! 228 00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:12,721 There! 229 00:25:13,508 --> 00:25:15,305 Wicked! 230 00:25:19,424 --> 00:25:20,407 By the way, Frank! 231 00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:23,866 - There'll be an awesome picture of you in the inner sleeve! 232 00:25:26,021 --> 00:25:30,175 Ehhh...Djarnis, about the cover, huh? 233 00:25:31,037 --> 00:25:32,678 - Isn't that up for a joint decission? 234 00:25:35,822 --> 00:25:39,337 Frank, tell me! Did I hear you call me Djarnis-boy? 235 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,919 - Or did you just say Djarnis? 236 00:25:45,624 --> 00:25:47,612 I just said Djarnis! 237 00:25:47,761 --> 00:25:52,112 I fucking hope so, Frank! I fucking hope so! 238 00:25:52,113 --> 00:25:54,967 But we can not know it for sure, can we? 239 00:25:54,968 --> 00:25:58,140 If only we could rewind time we would know for sure, right? 240 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:00,698 But you'd like to appear on that album, right? 241 00:26:00,987 --> 00:26:02,251 Yeah, of course. 242 00:26:03,454 --> 00:26:05,202 Ahhh yeah, by the way, Ronni, 243 00:26:05,634 --> 00:26:07,929 Please have your doctor write down, your diagnose on a piece of paper! 244 00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:10,126 I have this idea about printing it on the album-cover! 245 00:26:10,127 --> 00:26:12,225 And the graphic designer needs it by tomorrow. 246 00:26:12,226 --> 00:26:14,761 It should include the doctors stamp, signature, the whole deal! 247 00:26:15,861 --> 00:26:18,062 Ehhh...with the doctor's signature? 248 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:33,480 Yes, please be seated. 249 00:26:41,813 --> 00:26:43,971 But it's not your turn! 250 00:26:45,077 --> 00:26:49,045 But I was thinking you would like to be the first one, 251 00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:53,866 - To sign a petition against the abuse of infants, 252 00:26:53,867 --> 00:26:56,846 - Because I know you're such a good person, dr. Kronborg. 253 00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:59,930 Ronni, don't lie to me! 254 00:27:00,298 --> 00:27:01,594 As soon as you walk out that door, 255 00:27:01,595 --> 00:27:03,236 - You're gonna write a false prescription, 256 00:27:03,237 --> 00:27:05,719 - Or a medical certificate, by using my signature. 257 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,745 Because you don't want bad nerves at a concert, 258 00:27:07,746 --> 00:27:09,930 - or because you want to get out of something, 259 00:27:09,931 --> 00:27:12,271 - which I have no knowledge about. 260 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:18,143 I know I'm not supposed to ask anything from you, but... 261 00:27:18,144 --> 00:27:22,007 - Something crazy has happened to me, 262 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:24,778 - And I really, really need a medical certificate to deal with it. 263 00:27:25,175 --> 00:27:26,814 A medical certificate? 264 00:27:27,258 --> 00:27:29,210 What do you need a medical certificate for?? 265 00:27:29,396 --> 00:27:34,256 Ehh..I need this prognosis on a note, and if I bring it, I'll be on an album! 266 00:27:34,723 --> 00:27:36,908 And maybe that would help me get rid of the shakes, 267 00:27:36,909 --> 00:27:38,326 - And my constant bad nerves, 268 00:27:38,327 --> 00:27:41,958 And then I never had to come ask you for pills again! 269 00:27:41,959 --> 00:27:45,434 Now you're manipulating me again, Ronni! 270 00:27:45,435 --> 00:27:48,723 No! no, no, no, dr. Kronborg! Not at all! 271 00:27:48,724 --> 00:27:51,632 Why is this note so important, that it will get you on a record? 272 00:27:52,829 --> 00:27:55,074 Well, it's the producer, who is a bit far out. 273 00:27:55,075 --> 00:27:58,264 And if he is going to release the album, 274 00:27:58,265 --> 00:27:59,734 - He require some evidence, that proves I'm going to die. 275 00:27:59,735 --> 00:28:02,136 Why would he want you to die? 276 00:28:02,137 --> 00:28:05,328 It's something about me becoming a myth, or something, 277 00:28:05,329 --> 00:28:07,804 And he want's it to be written on the frontcover. 278 00:28:07,805 --> 00:28:10,834 Ronni, you have to stop lying! 279 00:28:10,835 --> 00:28:13,471 I don't know what you're gonna do with that note, 280 00:28:13,472 --> 00:28:14,569 And I really don't care! 281 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:16,134 But if that diagnose is of such great importance for you, 282 00:28:16,135 --> 00:28:17,431 Then you have to earn it! 283 00:28:17,432 --> 00:28:19,631 You have to understand, that it's not for free, right? 284 00:28:23,265 --> 00:28:25,792 I'm not sure I can do this! 285 00:28:29,773 --> 00:28:31,645 Relax, Ronni! 286 00:28:33,665 --> 00:28:37,238 But, I feel so terrible on behalf of this cousin! 287 00:28:39,137 --> 00:28:41,169 He is clueless on what to do with the session doctor. 288 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:45,603 If he sleeps with the session doctor, he risks getting declared unfit for military, 289 00:28:45,604 --> 00:28:48,279 - Now he has no clue on what to do! 290 00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:58,577 Aren't you him Ronni, who is going to die? 291 00:28:59,314 --> 00:29:00,393 Yes. 292 00:29:01,378 --> 00:29:03,973 You need to know, that we're a lot of people, 293 00:29:03,974 --> 00:29:07,061 - Who feel there is an intense glow around you these days. 294 00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:18,200 I just want you to know, that if you ever gonna need some help, 295 00:29:18,201 --> 00:29:23,102 - Then I'll be here for you. Since you're dying and all. 296 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:27,552 Cool, I'll remember that! 297 00:29:31,713 --> 00:29:33,783 Ronni, I've been thinking about your cousin! 298 00:29:34,027 --> 00:29:34,506 - And you know what I think? 299 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:36,624 You should never get mixed into that kind of issues! 300 00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:37,884 I'd prefer commiting suicide! 301 00:29:37,885 --> 00:29:40,019 Shut up with that suicidal trip! 302 00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:42,395 It's serious stuff for my cousin, for fuck sake! 303 00:30:00,285 --> 00:30:03,954 Ronni, why didn't you say you're dying? 304 00:30:04,014 --> 00:30:06,386 I just wanted to protect you. 305 00:30:09,738 --> 00:30:15,251 About that money? Just forget about it. 306 00:30:15,252 --> 00:30:19,768 Then what about your travelling? 307 00:30:22,845 --> 00:30:28,609 I told I wanted to go to Berlin, to keep writing, right? 308 00:30:29,672 --> 00:30:31,466 Something about some guy, right? 309 00:30:35,379 --> 00:30:36,047 yeah... 310 00:30:37,428 --> 00:30:41,216 But...Ronni? It's totally over with him. 311 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:45,225 What was his name? 312 00:30:48,521 --> 00:30:50,217 Jürgen! 313 00:30:50,273 --> 00:30:55,614 Please, Anita, how can anyone jump in bed with a guy called Jürgen! 314 00:31:19,302 --> 00:31:22,583 You know why I look so damn good at those pictures? 315 00:31:23,443 --> 00:31:24,869 - It's because I'm strung out on heroin, man! 316 00:31:26,303 --> 00:31:27,963 Frank-boy? 317 00:31:28,377 --> 00:31:30,817 I can tell by the look of your pupils, that now you're lying again! 318 00:31:31,094 --> 00:31:33,868 You're not on Heroin, you're on Speed! 319 00:31:35,574 --> 00:31:40,015 Ahh yeah, that reminds me! Ronni, now we're talking about the cover, 320 00:31:40,016 --> 00:31:41,016 - Hand me that diagnose! 321 00:31:43,217 --> 00:31:44,368 Djarnis, listen... 322 00:31:44,882 --> 00:31:46,192 I went to the doctor... 323 00:31:46,193 --> 00:31:48,805 But she said something about, that doctors can't just give out, 324 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:53,252 - such papers to strangers, So I couldn't get it today! 325 00:31:53,253 --> 00:31:55,418 ...But I will get it for you, of course! 326 00:32:02,233 --> 00:32:05,127 But it is of extreme importance with that paper, Ronni-boy! 327 00:32:05,712 --> 00:32:08,331 I'm inclined take it this far, 328 00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:12,572 - That 'The Testament' is entirely depending on that diagnose, Ronni-boy! 329 00:32:12,573 --> 00:32:16,502 Yeah, come on Ronni! You have to get that thing. 330 00:32:16,867 --> 00:32:18,835 That piece of paper... 331 00:32:18,836 --> 00:32:20,605 Why? Ehh? 332 00:32:22,827 --> 00:32:23,905 Why??? 333 00:32:24,674 --> 00:32:25,297 Yeah... 334 00:32:25,298 --> 00:32:27,018 You ask why, Anders!?!? 335 00:32:27,019 --> 00:32:27,659 Yeah 336 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:29,352 You might as well ask, why am I so fucking nice, 337 00:32:29,353 --> 00:32:30,768 - When you are so fucking stupid! 338 00:32:31,351 --> 00:32:32,334 Because if he doesn't bring that note, 339 00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:34,147 - Then we have to close down the entire project! 340 00:32:36,675 --> 00:32:41,918 Ehhh, well I'm totally with you. Of course we need that prognosis. 341 00:32:42,441 --> 00:32:45,235 What I'm saying is, that it was a bit more complicated, 342 00:32:45,236 --> 00:32:46,683 - Than I thought. 343 00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:51,127 Ronni! Be nice to me! 344 00:32:52,905 --> 00:32:55,790 Ohh, Ronni! I want you now! 345 00:32:55,791 --> 00:32:58,659 I want you right now, boy! Ohh Ronni! 346 00:33:09,540 --> 00:33:12,404 So, now we are about done here! 347 00:33:12,895 --> 00:33:15,236 Ohh no, no no, Ronni! 348 00:33:15,237 --> 00:33:18,382 - Not until we've made a permanent agreement! 349 00:33:18,801 --> 00:33:20,300 Permanent agreement? 350 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,570 What on earth do you have in mind, Dr. Kronborg? 351 00:33:26,347 --> 00:33:27,286 Listen, Ronni! 352 00:33:27,287 --> 00:33:31,551 If you want any use of this, then I want you coming twice a week! 353 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,322 For a while. 354 00:33:35,545 --> 00:33:37,723 I really need that prognosis! 355 00:33:37,755 --> 00:33:44,939 Hehe, you really need this DIAGNOSIS, Ronni, And I really need you! 356 00:33:45,996 --> 00:33:50,215 But, Ronni! You're not trying to cheat, are you? 357 00:33:50,216 --> 00:33:51,866 No, no... 358 00:34:13,739 --> 00:34:14,745 Yeah? 359 00:34:27,319 --> 00:34:28,974 Ronni, For fuck sake! 360 00:34:31,288 --> 00:34:32,524 This certificate! 361 00:34:33,582 --> 00:34:35,998 It's the beginning of a myth in rock 'n roll! 362 00:34:35,999 --> 00:34:38,169 It's gonna get big! It's gonna be huge! 363 00:34:39,464 --> 00:34:40,838 Ronni-boy! 364 00:34:43,444 --> 00:34:45,108 Djarnis-boy! 365 00:34:45,109 --> 00:34:46,466 Sorry... 366 00:34:47,413 --> 00:34:49,496 It's okay! It's okay, Ronni-boy! 367 00:34:49,497 --> 00:34:52,393 You're the only one, who ever got to call me Djarnis-boy! 368 00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:54,249 Well, Except Eik Skaløe fra 'Steppeulvene', 369 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:55,446 But hey, he is dead, right? 370 00:34:56,231 --> 00:35:00,089 Well, I'm happy to hear! Ehh, Djarnis-boy! 371 00:35:01,312 --> 00:35:02,615 Ronni-boy! 372 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:05,821 Djarnis-boy! 373 00:35:09,966 --> 00:35:11,082 So, yeah, I was thinking! 374 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:13,815 About the album release, there's gonna be a lot of hullabaloo, 375 00:35:13,816 --> 00:35:14,771 - Not that you will live to see much of it, 376 00:35:14,772 --> 00:35:16,256 - By that time you're already dead, right? 377 00:35:16,430 --> 00:35:17,357 But I have this idea, 378 00:35:17,358 --> 00:35:20,321 How about we make a reception for the cover-art! Here, the day after tomorrow! 379 00:35:20,322 --> 00:35:22,097 I already talked to Iggy, And he is okay about letting us use the café. 380 00:35:22,098 --> 00:35:25,417 And when it comes to the concert, I have a shit load of cool ideas! 381 00:35:25,418 --> 00:35:26,309 Ohh boy! 382 00:35:26,737 --> 00:35:29,631 Something about torchlights, a crucifix and a coffin! 383 00:35:29,632 --> 00:35:31,219 And cocaine! Lots of cocaine! 384 00:35:32,824 --> 00:35:33,806 One more thing, 385 00:35:34,796 --> 00:35:37,000 When you're going six feet under, And you will at some point, right? 386 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,512 Then everything has to be tiptop! 387 00:35:38,757 --> 00:35:40,131 I think it would be a great idea, 388 00:35:40,233 --> 00:35:43,618 - If 10 % of the album's profit will be reserved for your gravesite! 389 00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:46,088 I'll decide that right now! 10 % is marked for your gravesite! 390 00:35:46,089 --> 00:35:47,346 How about that, Ronni-boy? 391 00:35:47,347 --> 00:35:48,960 That sounds very nice, Djarnis! 392 00:35:49,287 --> 00:35:50,525 Just one more thing! 393 00:35:51,611 --> 00:35:53,697 Ehhh...what was it? 394 00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:57,296 Fuck it, I forgot! Ronni-boy! 395 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,386 You know what? 396 00:37:00,015 --> 00:37:02,912 You have no idea, how much you guys mean to me! 397 00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:05,852 De Skrigende Halse would be nothing without you! 398 00:37:06,633 --> 00:37:08,542 You're not too bad either, Ronni! 399 00:37:11,006 --> 00:37:12,083 Right, Frank? 400 00:37:12,928 --> 00:37:15,394 Without Ronni there would be no De Skrigende Halse 401 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:19,166 Come on, Frank! Right? 402 00:37:19,441 --> 00:37:20,704 It's okay, Anders 403 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:23,518 You don't have to try to make Frank love me, you know... 404 00:37:23,871 --> 00:37:28,315 I'm totally okay with Frank. And if he doesn't like me, it's his problem. 405 00:37:28,316 --> 00:37:29,559 You're right, Ronni! 406 00:37:29,909 --> 00:37:31,302 That's up to him to deal with. 407 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,715 I'm just saying, we are grown ups, for fuck sake! 408 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,942 Damn right we are! 409 00:37:34,943 --> 00:37:37,173 I'm sick of hearing about Ronni, man! 410 00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:42,524 Hey, get your hands of Ronni's amplifier, you jerk! 411 00:37:42,525 --> 00:37:44,164 Ronni me this, 412 00:37:45,676 --> 00:37:47,038 ...And Ronni me that, man! 413 00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:50,347 Like this band was just all about Ronni! 414 00:37:50,348 --> 00:37:51,379 Listen! 415 00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:54,978 -We didn't form this band to point one out more than others, right? 416 00:37:54,979 --> 00:37:56,833 No! We did it for the whole, right? 417 00:37:56,834 --> 00:37:58,321 And I have to fucking say! 418 00:37:58,322 --> 00:38:02,934 That Ronni-thing is now way out of it's proportions! 419 00:38:03,418 --> 00:38:04,338 Very well, Frank! 420 00:38:04,339 --> 00:38:06,795 - But the situation is, that Ronni is about to die, right? 421 00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:09,190 Yeah, but can he play at all? 422 00:38:09,191 --> 00:38:11,033 Can you play anything at all Ronni, man? 423 00:38:11,135 --> 00:38:12,417 Behave yourself, Frank! 424 00:38:12,418 --> 00:38:14,915 It's too bad, you're dying, Ronni! 425 00:38:14,916 --> 00:38:18,905 But that's no fucking excuse to act like a clown, man! 426 00:38:18,906 --> 00:38:22,038 You are one yourself, Frank! You never gave a fuck about Ronni! 427 00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:24,871 It could very well be because of you, that Ronni got sick in the first place! 428 00:38:24,872 --> 00:38:26,706 Such thing can easily be psychological determined. 429 00:38:27,008 --> 00:38:29,028 In many ways, you're the actual bad guy here! 430 00:38:29,029 --> 00:38:32,663 Ronni is just as much the nerve of this band, as you are, Frank! 431 00:38:32,664 --> 00:38:33,839 If not more! 432 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,689 Please! I can't stand it when you're screaming at each other like that! 433 00:38:38,465 --> 00:38:40,413 I was supposed to go to my doctor for a check up, 434 00:38:40,414 --> 00:38:43,044 - But now I have to go home and lie down! 435 00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:45,208 You think about that! 436 00:39:00,377 --> 00:39:03,296 I'm sorry I just barge in here, But... 437 00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:10,107 I just thought you might need some help with the cleaning? 438 00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:14,259 Or, maybe now is not a good time for cleaning? 439 00:39:15,336 --> 00:39:18,111 It's just that the last 48 hours I've been constantly on speed, 440 00:39:18,112 --> 00:39:21,864 Because you have so strong impact on me! 441 00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,914 All that about your death, and... 442 00:39:24,915 --> 00:39:28,122 ...And your eyes! 443 00:39:28,636 --> 00:39:30,060 Your eyes, Ronni! 444 00:39:31,196 --> 00:39:33,575 It's just like they have seen something horrifying, 445 00:39:33,576 --> 00:39:35,253 - But I don't know what it is! 446 00:39:35,693 --> 00:39:38,873 That's why I'd like you to write your name right here! 447 00:39:38,874 --> 00:39:41,369 Then I'll use it as a model for a tatoo! 448 00:39:41,925 --> 00:39:43,458 As a model? Yes. 449 00:39:44,418 --> 00:39:46,218 An autograph? Yes! 450 00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:48,924 Please, just a small one, If you wouldn't mind. 451 00:39:56,451 --> 00:39:57,599 Come, Ronni! Come! 452 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:05,797 I've never been with somebody, who knew they were going to die! 453 00:40:08,010 --> 00:40:10,401 But I know three people, who went to the mental institution! 454 00:40:12,015 --> 00:40:14,834 They have the exact same look in their eyes, as you have! 455 00:40:15,277 --> 00:40:16,397 The Exact same. 456 00:40:27,681 --> 00:40:30,119 Just think about it, someday I have to die too! 457 00:40:31,344 --> 00:40:32,843 I can feel it deep within me. 458 00:40:34,136 --> 00:40:35,790 Can you feel it to? 459 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:37,055 Ehh..yeah, sure! 460 00:40:39,226 --> 00:40:41,816 Do to me as you would do on the stage. 461 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,705 Feel my breasts! 462 00:40:46,919 --> 00:40:49,258 And think about, that they are gonna die to! 463 00:40:51,229 --> 00:40:52,420 Kiss me! 464 00:41:14,957 --> 00:41:19,010 You're so nice Ronni! Use me as I was your toy! 465 00:41:23,154 --> 00:41:24,716 I want you, Ronni! 466 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:44,970 You know what I want? You know what I think we should? 467 00:41:46,424 --> 00:41:49,121 I want to go to Berlin! I want to go to Berlin with you! 468 00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:51,510 Berlin? Yes, Berlin! 469 00:41:51,811 --> 00:41:53,204 - No, No! - Yes! 470 00:41:53,205 --> 00:41:56,042 I want to go to Berlin with you! No! No! no! 471 00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:09,109 Okay Ronni! 472 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:14,838 You know what? 473 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:20,353 All of you, who really, really lives! 474 00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:23,719 You either die, or ends up at the mental institution, 475 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,599 But why doesn't it ever happen to me??? 476 00:42:27,035 --> 00:42:30,387 But they don't even know precisely when I'll die. 477 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:36,661 I'm just a bit tired now. But I'll walk you to the door. 478 00:42:36,662 --> 00:42:38,042 Yeah, whatever, Ronni! 479 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:51,101 Listen to me, 480 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:52,544 I think you're very nice, 481 00:42:52,545 --> 00:42:56,077 And I'm sorry you feel like you'll never make it to the instituttion, 482 00:42:57,085 --> 00:42:59,527 But I have a girlfriend, and I won't let her down. 483 00:43:05,538 --> 00:43:06,472 Now you're about to die, 484 00:43:07,063 --> 00:43:09,629 Please just try to remember to think about me? 485 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:12,518 Ehhh..yeah, sure! I'll do that! 486 00:43:12,519 --> 00:43:14,735 Bye now. 487 00:43:28,025 --> 00:43:30,277 I don't want you seeing other women! 488 00:43:30,278 --> 00:43:32,178 And I thought we had an appointment today? 489 00:43:32,781 --> 00:43:35,661 Please, Kronborg! I can't have you showing up here! 490 00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:39,297 I'll promise I come by tomorrow, But now you have to go. 491 00:43:39,298 --> 00:43:41,844 Ronni! I don't want you seeing other women! 492 00:43:44,149 --> 00:43:45,983 But it was just the cleaning lady, god dammit! 493 00:43:45,984 --> 00:43:47,449 Ronni! When do I see you again? 494 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,124 Tomorrow, I promise! 495 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:52,016 You have to promise me! Promise me!!, 496 00:43:52,017 --> 00:43:53,522 - That you will not be seing other women! 497 00:43:53,523 --> 00:43:56,497 Sure! I'll promise! 498 00:44:12,045 --> 00:44:13,865 Ronni, I'm so scared! 499 00:44:23,162 --> 00:44:26,805 Anita, what if it turned out, that I was not sick at all? 500 00:44:31,008 --> 00:44:33,649 I know I was a bitch when I rejected you. 501 00:44:35,135 --> 00:44:38,888 I thought I was so damn wise, smart and mature. 502 00:44:38,889 --> 00:44:46,051 But now I don't even know if you could ever forgive me? 503 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:49,639 Of course I can forgive you! 504 00:44:54,028 --> 00:44:56,503 Everything just seem so difficult these days! 505 00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:04,024 Are you afraid when you think about dying, Ronni? 506 00:45:08,421 --> 00:45:13,078 Once I thought there must be a limit to the universe somewhere. 507 00:45:14,142 --> 00:45:16,349 But what is on the other side of that limit? 508 00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:20,616 Maybe another universe? 509 00:45:20,617 --> 00:45:22,248 And another... 510 00:45:23,295 --> 00:45:25,004 And another... 511 00:45:27,047 --> 00:45:29,267 It's weird when you think of it. 512 00:45:32,131 --> 00:45:36,357 The damn thing about you is, that you're too good! 513 00:45:38,730 --> 00:45:41,414 I don't give a damn about going to Berlin now. 514 00:45:43,923 --> 00:45:49,630 Everything about you is worth so much more! 515 00:45:56,926 --> 00:46:00,004 You're the most clever girl I've ever met! 516 00:46:17,677 --> 00:46:21,550 Hi Kirsten! I'll go say hello to her. 517 00:46:21,551 --> 00:46:28,967 Hi Ronni! It's so great seeing you again! 518 00:46:42,607 --> 00:46:45,238 Hi Anders! And hi Frank. 519 00:46:47,089 --> 00:46:48,208 Has Djarnis showed up yet? 520 00:46:51,964 --> 00:46:54,452 It might be that your diagnose takes up a lot of space on the cover, 521 00:46:54,453 --> 00:46:55,784 - But you know what? 522 00:46:55,785 --> 00:46:57,441 Djarnis confirmed it for me, 523 00:46:57,442 --> 00:46:59,097 -That he's gonna use the picture from that backyard! 524 00:46:59,518 --> 00:47:00,606 And you know what? 525 00:47:00,607 --> 00:47:02,603 It's me and Anders, who are totally in front! 526 00:47:02,604 --> 00:47:04,491 Why do you still talk about that, Frank? 527 00:47:05,118 --> 00:47:08,020 I'm not gonna start that discussion again! 528 00:47:08,021 --> 00:47:09,045 You understand? 529 00:47:17,261 --> 00:47:20,614 Anders! Frank! Hello Ronni-boy! 530 00:47:20,615 --> 00:47:22,022 Hi Djarnis-boy! 531 00:47:22,645 --> 00:47:23,977 Hello Djarnis-boy! 532 00:47:29,273 --> 00:47:30,884 What did you say? 533 00:47:30,885 --> 00:47:34,627 Ehh...I just said 'Hi Djarnis' 534 00:47:41,431 --> 00:47:44,465 "What did you say? Ehh...I just said 'Hi Djarnis'" 535 00:47:48,214 --> 00:47:49,779 "Hi Djarnis-boy" 536 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,315 On one hand I wish all the best for the band. 537 00:47:58,385 --> 00:47:59,355 One the other hand, 538 00:47:59,356 --> 00:48:01,837 - I just can not accept that you call me Djarnis-boy! 539 00:48:01,838 --> 00:48:02,743 Right, Frank? 540 00:48:02,744 --> 00:48:04,508 No, no Sure, man! 541 00:48:04,915 --> 00:48:08,475 But since it's the cover-reception, I'm willing to bury the hatchet. 542 00:48:08,647 --> 00:48:10,897 And you'll make the next pay off on this one, right? 543 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,591 Everybody gather up! 544 00:48:14,027 --> 00:48:17,245 And let's have Ronni open up the box with the cover-artwork. 545 00:48:17,410 --> 00:48:19,164 Let's get this party started! 546 00:48:21,991 --> 00:48:25,001 Check this out! It's the picture from the backyard! 547 00:48:59,392 --> 00:49:00,669 Excuse me, I couldn't hear? 548 00:49:03,957 --> 00:49:05,534 I'll have it made next week, Ronni! 549 00:49:11,982 --> 00:49:13,518 Who is she, Ronni? 550 00:49:13,519 --> 00:49:16,731 She's very sick! 551 00:49:16,732 --> 00:49:19,455 And as far as I know, She will be institutionalized soon. 552 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:20,918 Ahhh..I see. 553 00:49:21,277 --> 00:49:22,759 I'd like four times the strongest you have! 554 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,056 What did you say? 555 00:49:25,877 --> 00:49:27,919 I said give me four times the strongest you have! 556 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,099 You asshole! 557 00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:57,332 Where are you going, sweetie? 558 00:49:58,090 --> 00:49:59,739 I just have to pee, sweetie! 559 00:50:08,229 --> 00:50:09,021 Why didn't you tell me, 560 00:50:09,022 --> 00:50:11,192 - that the diagnose was being printed on the album cover? 561 00:50:13,019 --> 00:50:16,397 But I did tell you! But you thought I was lying! 562 00:50:16,398 --> 00:50:17,659 You lie to me all the time, Ronni! 563 00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:19,547 Like who is that girl, that called you sweetie? 564 00:50:19,548 --> 00:50:21,475 Don't tell me it's your cleaning-lady! 565 00:50:22,198 --> 00:50:24,211 Ehh...she is just an old childhood-friend! 566 00:50:24,212 --> 00:50:24,960 Don't you worry about her! 567 00:50:24,961 --> 00:50:25,961 What do you think we should do?? 568 00:50:26,402 --> 00:50:27,295 What do you mean? 569 00:50:27,296 --> 00:50:29,585 Ronni, it's no good with that album-cover! 570 00:50:29,586 --> 00:50:32,372 For fuck sake, Kronborg! We made a deal! 571 00:50:32,979 --> 00:50:34,461 Then we have to make a new agreement! 572 00:50:34,462 --> 00:50:35,462 What? 573 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:38,243 You have to stop even talking to other women! 574 00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,759 You can only look at me! 575 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,181 And if someone asks about that cover, 576 00:50:41,182 --> 00:50:42,829 - It was completely your own idea, right? 577 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:45,987 And I'd also like to feel that I mean something to you! 578 00:50:45,988 --> 00:50:48,744 Ronni, just like in the beginning! Just like in the beginning! 579 00:50:49,996 --> 00:50:52,275 Take me! Take me! 580 00:51:13,859 --> 00:51:16,040 Ahhh it's boiling up there! 581 00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:25,052 They have all showed up! To worship you! 582 00:51:28,341 --> 00:51:31,152 How about just a single line? Just to make you relax? 583 00:51:31,153 --> 00:51:35,462 I have to say, heroin weakens my immune system! 584 00:51:35,463 --> 00:51:36,602 Hey, then let me have it! 585 00:51:36,804 --> 00:51:39,013 Frank! Come on, we have a concert! 586 00:51:39,014 --> 00:51:40,461 Yeah, I agree! 587 00:51:40,462 --> 00:51:42,069 - Or else you fucking have to pay for it! 588 00:51:42,757 --> 00:51:44,101 Why is it okay for him to have it? 589 00:51:44,102 --> 00:51:46,235 Don't talk to Ronni-boy in that tone! 590 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:47,794 It's him who is going to die, dammit! 591 00:51:48,128 --> 00:51:50,007 You're almost ruining the mood for his debut! 592 00:51:50,008 --> 00:51:51,845 It's also my debut on album, for fuck sake! 593 00:51:51,846 --> 00:51:54,932 Please be a little human, and just give him that blow. 594 00:51:56,118 --> 00:51:57,309 Ronni-boy! 595 00:51:59,114 --> 00:52:00,670 You're so damn wise! 596 00:52:07,058 --> 00:52:10,261 Sometimes you can forget, that you're a just human being! 597 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,389 Okay, everybody please help carry the crucifix on stage, 598 00:52:19,390 --> 00:52:20,436 - So we can get started. 599 00:52:27,392 --> 00:52:30,206 Ronni-boy, there is a surprise for you on stage. 600 00:52:31,802 --> 00:52:34,149 You're gonna play on Eik Skaløe's hobby-! 601 00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:36,825 He played on it right before he died. 602 00:52:38,135 --> 00:52:39,121 And one more thing! 603 00:52:40,111 --> 00:52:41,220 When you have played a few songs, right? 604 00:52:41,221 --> 00:52:44,070 How about you pass out like you did last time? 605 00:52:44,655 --> 00:52:47,133 Last time I passed out for real, Djarnis-boy! 606 00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:50,669 Yeah, of course! I know that! 607 00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:52,163 Yeah, you're sick. 608 00:52:52,772 --> 00:52:55,654 But even though you're not feeling like passing out, 609 00:52:55,655 --> 00:52:57,197 - Can't you still do it anyway? When I give you a sign? 610 00:52:58,654 --> 00:53:01,060 Yes, sure! Everything for you, Djarnis-boy! 611 00:53:10,345 --> 00:53:12,886 Okay boys! It's time! 612 00:53:17,472 --> 00:53:19,669 Frank, it's an ultra live album, right? 613 00:53:23,018 --> 00:53:25,289 Hey! This place will fucking burn tonight! 614 00:53:25,290 --> 00:53:26,128 Hey, Ronni! There's even a girl, 615 00:53:26,129 --> 00:53:28,253 - Who said she got you name tatood on her, 616 00:53:28,254 --> 00:53:30,001 - So I just let her in for free. 617 00:53:30,002 --> 00:53:31,397 She asked for you. 618 00:53:31,398 --> 00:53:33,025 Good luck, Ronni-sweetie! 619 00:53:40,072 --> 00:53:41,398 Tip it a bit over here. 620 00:56:10,012 --> 00:56:13,525 Ronni-sweetie? Ronni-sweetie? 621 00:56:15,007 --> 00:56:18,700 Calm down! Calm down! For fuck sake! 622 00:56:18,701 --> 00:56:24,418 Is there a doctor around? Call an ambulance! 623 00:56:27,661 --> 00:56:29,548 I'm his girlfriend! 624 00:56:29,549 --> 00:56:31,898 Get your hands of my Ronni! 625 00:56:33,382 --> 00:56:37,258 You told me you would never see that slut again! 626 00:56:37,259 --> 00:56:39,893 Don't just lie there putting on that act! 627 00:56:42,115 --> 00:56:44,025 Let me go! Who the fuck are you? 628 00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:45,714 I'm his doctor! 629 00:56:45,715 --> 00:56:48,364 He wrote that medical certificate on his own! 630 00:56:48,365 --> 00:56:51,599 Fuck no, it was you who wrote that certificate! 631 00:56:52,131 --> 00:56:54,082 Don't come here calling me a liar! 632 00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:09,760 Ronni, what the hell? 633 00:57:19,448 --> 00:57:22,598 It's just because lately I've been feeling like shit, 634 00:57:22,599 --> 00:57:25,282 - With diarrhoea and all, Djarnis-boy... 635 00:57:27,042 --> 00:57:28,614 How many times do I have to say, 636 00:57:29,695 --> 00:57:33,885 It's Djarnis! Not Djarnis-boy! 637 00:57:35,307 --> 00:57:37,772 You understand? Come here, come here! 638 00:57:38,738 --> 00:57:40,336 Come here, you little punk! 639 00:57:57,237 --> 00:57:58,659 Ronni, you little piece of shit! 640 00:58:01,295 --> 00:58:02,456 Get back here! 641 00:58:06,271 --> 00:58:10,842 Hello! Where are you going? Come here! 642 00:58:11,401 --> 00:58:12,820 If you don't get back here right now, 643 00:58:12,947 --> 00:58:16,586 I'll make you pay one fucking month's rent for me! 644 00:58:16,587 --> 00:58:18,225 You little scumbag! 645 00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:20,120 That guitar means bad luck! 646 00:58:26,974 --> 00:58:28,696 I just forgot to tell you! 647 00:58:38,912 --> 00:58:40,235 What the hell are you looking at? 648 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:45,888 For fuck sake, it wasn't me, who hit him with a car, was it? 649 00:58:49,252 --> 00:58:51,474 Time for an ambulance! 650 00:58:54,383 --> 00:58:56,970 Let's go, god dammit! Let's go! 651 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:11,877 Ouch...fuck.. 652 00:59:13,530 --> 00:59:14,949 Ehh..are you sick? 653 00:59:19,275 --> 00:59:22,921 I'm just down with a bit of Diarrherra. 654 00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:35,276 Judt take a shit, if you need to, Ronni. 655 00:59:43,064 --> 00:59:46,705 Why is it getting darker now? 656 00:59:48,231 --> 00:59:49,891 It's probably just a power failure. 657 01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:17,182 I think I'll be allright. 658 01:00:21,721 --> 01:00:24,243 You'll come visit me in Berlin, right, Sweetie? 659 01:01:47,591 --> 01:01:50,434 So, Frank, you're the singer of the band De Skrigende Halse? 660 01:01:50,667 --> 01:01:52,132 You recently released an album, 661 01:01:52,133 --> 01:01:54,291 - by the name Ronni and De Skrigende Halse, 662 01:01:54,887 --> 01:01:57,366 - A masterpiece with the title - The Testament. 663 01:01:57,367 --> 01:01:58,947 Yes, that's correct! 664 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:01,793 As the manager of the band, I'd like to add a quick comment, 665 01:02:01,794 --> 01:02:04,944 - That 5 % of the album's profit, 666 01:02:04,945 --> 01:02:07,414 - Of course has been marked for the gravesite of Ronni-boy! 667 01:02:07,878 --> 01:02:08,852 When I call it a masterpiece, 668 01:02:08,853 --> 01:02:13,408 - I say so, because all the press have praised it to the skies. 669 01:02:13,747 --> 01:02:15,188 Poul Borum writes in Ekstra bladet, 670 01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:17,791 That is it an album, that makes him scream and act out, 671 01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:21,288 And in Information, Lars Willemoes gives a description, 672 01:02:21,289 --> 01:02:24,379 - Of the bands development from 'cult' to 'myth', 673 01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:27,261 - Throughout the desperate kamikaze-guitarist, 674 01:02:27,262 --> 01:02:31,419 - Ronni Olsen's tumultuous testament of doom. 675 01:02:32,232 --> 01:02:35,576 What is the background of this story? How was the album made? 676 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:36,964 For us it's no masterpiece! 677 01:02:37,926 --> 01:02:40,509 For us it's a reminder of the raw reality! 678 01:02:40,510 --> 01:02:42,225 It's about flesh and blood, man! 679 01:02:42,585 --> 01:02:46,165 What impact will the death of Ronni have on your future music? 680 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:48,058 I think you'll be able to hear in our music, 681 01:02:48,059 --> 01:02:49,059 - That we've experienced a human die, right? 682 01:02:51,330 --> 01:02:52,146 In reality... 683 01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:53,316 It's part of a long chain of discovery... 684 01:02:53,317 --> 01:02:55,625 Shut the fuck up, Anders! Let me finish! 685 01:02:56,859 --> 01:02:58,255 I just have to say, 686 01:02:59,088 --> 01:03:03,007 When Ronni died, We learned about life in a different way. 687 01:03:04,213 --> 01:03:06,426 We've felt death on our own bodies. 688 01:03:07,551 --> 01:03:08,907 It has probably made us more profound, 689 01:03:08,908 --> 01:03:11,157 - And more intense, than the other bands in the milieu, 690 01:03:11,158 --> 01:03:12,458 - Who are more mainstream. 691 01:03:14,019 --> 01:03:17,105 But then again, they didn't have a guitarist, who died, right? 692 01:03:17,705 --> 01:03:23,141 And Ronni, he took it all the way, man. He had something unique to offer. 693 01:03:23,142 --> 01:03:27,179 And we'll continue to spread that in the new 'Halse! 694 01:04:33,819 --> 01:04:36,922 Subs by Fabeldyr for Cinemageddon.